Breaking the Silence
As texted while in Victora, B.C.:
NH: Hello
Me: Hey, you caught me en route to Canada. We're in Victoria at the moment
NH: For business or pleasure?
Me: Little of both
NH: Hmmm... now the question becomes is pleasure your business?
Me: Heh, tis my second job. Always open for business
NH: Always open? What services does your second job provide?
Me: Wouldn't you like to know? *grin*
NH: To know of and to have experience of - two different things.
NH: Can't request service if I don't know what comes with your service
Me: We have a wide varity of services varying from our Dinner and a Movie option to the classic Booty Call w/ or w/o the call-me-later option, etc.
Me: Transportation and seasonal rates may apply. No available service outside the greater America area
NH: How is your service rated and what is your policy of customer satisfaction?
Me: Do to Privacy Act issues (amendment DV173U) I cannot disclose customer satisfaction related information.
NH: Amendment DV173U was contested because it violated the freedom of information act protecting customers from false claims of guaranteed satisfaction.
Me: Well... in that case you will need to forward a JM1408 (Red, green and yellow copies. You keep the white) to my people for the release of such reports/reviews
NH: And if I don't want to file all that paperwork?
Me: Well then I'm afraid you'll have to experiance my services first hand. Not to worry, discounts are offered to first-time clients
NH: So u are offering your services?
-Today
Wow, thought I'd lost all that. Apparently LJ had it saved for me. I love their programing :)
I'm still alive out here. I've just been going through the worst anti-social moment lately. Not to say I'm really past that, but I'm trying to fix myself.
Yes folks, it's Jo 5.2! (Waffles is dead and buried) Now with less negitivity!
Yeah, ok I've had quite a bit caffine this morning. I've been sucking it down left and right because I've been up a full 24 hours now. My LPO told me to take today off but the old man can just deal. I promised to help out the other old man with OC (pepper spray) quals. Doing so gets my own quals straight for another 365 so I can't complain.
Oh, the reason I was up so late...
I had to run five prisoners to the shore brig at the Bangor sub base. I actually fought to go on this suck ass mission. Ok... It's not soo bad. Just gotta deal with traffic the LONG way around the pond. They won't let us take the ferry with prisoners. Anyways, we left around 1500 and finnaly made it 'bout 1830... but we arrived during shift change so we stood by for 45 more minutes. It took six hours to drop the kids off with the Navel babysitter. Felt bad for those guys. Not 'cause they had to go to prison (fuck 'em, they did deserve it) but because most of they had to pee real bad. Couldn't hurry the prosses up at all. The last guy had to hold it for FIVE hours (see why I felt sorry for him?).
Eventually we got rid of 'em all and by 0130 we were bound for home. They made me drive home 'cause the guy who drove us out there drives like he's back home (Japan), slow and curtious. Not very Seattle-like. They knew I have trouble obeying speed limits so naturaly they made me drive.
Permission to speed and controll of the radio (and volume thereof)? Who was I to complain? =:)
That leads me to here. Caffinated and alone in a deserted brig on the ship. Now all I have to do is assist in the OC certifications and I can FINNALY sleep in a bed. A bed I tell you!! I'm so spoiled. *much sarcasm*
Still trying to figure out what I'm doing for Turkey Day. Am thinking I'll spend it with my brother. Am curious to see what he can do with a bird (Goddess knows I can't cook). Although there is something awkward about spending any evening with him and/or Noah.
Last but not least, my Mother is re-married and I honestly have no idea what her last name is now. She got married to a convicted sex offender (Little girls). That woman seriously worries me. I really don't know a damn thing about this guy, but he's my step-father now, I guess.
This is wierd/It's wierd
Very wierd/Fuckin' wierd!
It's so wierd that I don't know what to do...
I guess I ought to get to know the guy, or something, but at the same time.... no. I was hopeing they were going to host a T-day dinner but they're going to the "Farm" (A sort of half-way house) to enjoy a dinner with ex-cons. Not that I'm bashing that, but I was hopeing to take advantage of the Turkey genoside event to talk to the dude.
Awkward... just fuckin' awkward.
P.S. - I'm in bad need of a Rent night...
NH: Hello
Me: Hey, you caught me en route to Canada. We're in Victoria at the moment
NH: For business or pleasure?
Me: Little of both
NH: Hmmm... now the question becomes is pleasure your business?
Me: Heh, tis my second job. Always open for business
NH: Always open? What services does your second job provide?
Me: Wouldn't you like to know? *grin*
NH: To know of and to have experience of - two different things.
NH: Can't request service if I don't know what comes with your service
Me: We have a wide varity of services varying from our Dinner and a Movie option to the classic Booty Call w/ or w/o the call-me-later option, etc.
Me: Transportation and seasonal rates may apply. No available service outside the greater America area
NH: How is your service rated and what is your policy of customer satisfaction?
Me: Do to Privacy Act issues (amendment DV173U) I cannot disclose customer satisfaction related information.
NH: Amendment DV173U was contested because it violated the freedom of information act protecting customers from false claims of guaranteed satisfaction.
Me: Well... in that case you will need to forward a JM1408 (Red, green and yellow copies. You keep the white) to my people for the release of such reports/reviews
NH: And if I don't want to file all that paperwork?
Me: Well then I'm afraid you'll have to experiance my services first hand. Not to worry, discounts are offered to first-time clients
NH: So u are offering your services?
-Today
Wow, thought I'd lost all that. Apparently LJ had it saved for me. I love their programing :)
I'm still alive out here. I've just been going through the worst anti-social moment lately. Not to say I'm really past that, but I'm trying to fix myself.
Yes folks, it's Jo 5.2! (Waffles is dead and buried) Now with less negitivity!
Yeah, ok I've had quite a bit caffine this morning. I've been sucking it down left and right because I've been up a full 24 hours now. My LPO told me to take today off but the old man can just deal. I promised to help out the other old man with OC (pepper spray) quals. Doing so gets my own quals straight for another 365 so I can't complain.
Oh, the reason I was up so late...
I had to run five prisoners to the shore brig at the Bangor sub base. I actually fought to go on this suck ass mission. Ok... It's not soo bad. Just gotta deal with traffic the LONG way around the pond. They won't let us take the ferry with prisoners. Anyways, we left around 1500 and finnaly made it 'bout 1830... but we arrived during shift change so we stood by for 45 more minutes. It took six hours to drop the kids off with the Navel babysitter. Felt bad for those guys. Not 'cause they had to go to prison (fuck 'em, they did deserve it) but because most of they had to pee real bad. Couldn't hurry the prosses up at all. The last guy had to hold it for FIVE hours (see why I felt sorry for him?).
Eventually we got rid of 'em all and by 0130 we were bound for home. They made me drive home 'cause the guy who drove us out there drives like he's back home (Japan), slow and curtious. Not very Seattle-like. They knew I have trouble obeying speed limits so naturaly they made me drive.
Permission to speed and controll of the radio (and volume thereof)? Who was I to complain? =:)
That leads me to here. Caffinated and alone in a deserted brig on the ship. Now all I have to do is assist in the OC certifications and I can FINNALY sleep in a bed. A bed I tell you!! I'm so spoiled. *much sarcasm*
Still trying to figure out what I'm doing for Turkey Day. Am thinking I'll spend it with my brother. Am curious to see what he can do with a bird (Goddess knows I can't cook). Although there is something awkward about spending any evening with him and/or Noah.
Last but not least, my Mother is re-married and I honestly have no idea what her last name is now. She got married to a convicted sex offender (Little girls). That woman seriously worries me. I really don't know a damn thing about this guy, but he's my step-father now, I guess.
This is wierd/It's wierd
Very wierd/Fuckin' wierd!
It's so wierd that I don't know what to do...
I guess I ought to get to know the guy, or something, but at the same time.... no. I was hopeing they were going to host a T-day dinner but they're going to the "Farm" (A sort of half-way house) to enjoy a dinner with ex-cons. Not that I'm bashing that, but I was hopeing to take advantage of the Turkey genoside event to talk to the dude.
Awkward... just fuckin' awkward.
P.S. - I'm in bad need of a Rent night...