Gabe tries to stagedive The maths of this just doesn't work. Gabe - a tall grown man - lands on a bunch of small hyperexcited teenie girls and expects them to hold him up? It goes about as well as you'd imagine.
Apart from the heart-in-mouth aspect of the video, while watching it all of a sudden I was consumed with this intense need for a fic where Gabe does this one time into a mass of cult-ified children, and there's no happy ending to this video: there's just mob hysteria, Ryland's yelling "EVERYBODY BACK UP" in his protective authoritative voice (mmmm), but Gabe doesn't come up for air all disheveled and smiling to cheers this time, and in the end, the video just runs to static, to shocked silence.
Also, who's the Asian dude who does Travis' rap? Who's doing their best William Beckett impression (with all that hair!)?