May 11, 2005 01:40
Back home.
Ate too much fried food or food period. I think it's clogged my arteries....but my heart could be hurting for other reasons.
I fell asleep on the couch earlier and when Brandon woke me up I had no clue who he was or where I was. I was confused for a good 5 minutes before I got sent to Chris's room.
I showered with men's shampoo and I have Mark's clothes on....I'm morphing into a boy slowly but surely.
We discovered if you blow air into my mouth, my throat makes a noise like a bullfrog.
I adore Matt Wertz.
I can't get behind cleaning up monkey poo.
Just a reminder...please don't dance naked....it causes uncontrollable laughter in situations where it's not completely appropriate.
We were chased down by a spider on my deck...I think it wanted to eat me...so I flipped out.
Waiting things out is just about the worst thing in the world. I feel like the girl in Willy Wonka...I want it now...(ok that was lame but true). Why can't things just happen now because they're supposed to?