Entry 02.

[protector_ofone]

THE HELL IS WITH THIS.
I'm talking like a haiku;
glad my dad ain't here.

But Rukia's here
Fate's got s'mthin' on me Oi.
... anyone got room?

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[unbewildered]

There are twelve buildings--
No landlord, no rent, no fees.
Choose any you want?

[protector_ofone]

Thought there'd be a catch
To me, nothin's ever free
Which one're you in?

[unbewildered]

As far as I know--
Hotel California-esque--
No catches to stay.

Except being stuck
In the city "forever."
Oh. Try Building 12.

[protector_ofone]

Huh. "Forever"'s long;
I've got no plans to stay here
Must save my sisters.

You sound pretty sane
Tell me: what is this City
And "Hell" ain't enough.

[unbewildered]

Sisters to save, eh?
No plans to stay myself, but
Good luck getting out.

Damn. Took my normal
Answer. In that case, there's no
Real explanation.

[protector_ofone]

Yep sisters to save
Ever want a batshit dad
Say so; mine's for sale

S'kinda peaceful
for Hell - damn haiku aside
How'd you get in then?

[unbewildered]

Never had a dad,
But no thanks, I'm fine as is.
No money to spare.

Haikus shouldn't last
More than a day, like usual.
Wait. How I got in?

That's complicated.
I'm probably not dead yet.
In short, no idea.

[protector_ofone]

Dunno if that's good,
for now I sure think it is;
I'd give him for free.

Wait you mean to say
that some people here are dead?
Shit, that's news to me.

[unbewildered]

It's not good or bad,
Seeing as I could care less.
Yours sounds bad enough.

Yeah, that's the rumor.
One thinks we all are, but hey,
Don't believe that bull.

Lots of live people,
Quite a few dead, too, but here's
The catch: No dying.

[protector_ofone]

Oh you ain't seen bad
until you meet my old man-
he has a cape oi.

"One thinks we all are"
Name the nut who thinks that shit,
might go beat him now.

So no dying means...?
No one ever dies here or
no one really can?

[unbewildered]

"has a cape oi," what?
Just a little short on cards
Or plain abusive?

Name's Garma Zabi
Or something equally lame.
Don't bother with him.

Either or or both.
People killed around these parts,
You know--resurrect.

Bit hard to describe,
Really. The place has no rules,
No logic at all.

[protector_ofone]

Heard of Superman?
Yeah, old man likes to think he's one,
got the red briefs too.

Garma Zabi huh.
Name sounds loony already;
will keep that in mind.

Ressurrect you say,
never heard of such a thing
Leavin' it to her.

[unbewildered]

Oh. So he's psycho.
Well, that explains it, really.
Except...it doesn't.

If he tries to say
You're dead and in denial,
Just ignore the freak.

Never heard of it
Myself until this city.
Leaving what to whom?

[protector_ofone]

Don't mind the cape see,
till he made me put one on,
complete with duck hat.

Sure I'll ignore him,
s'long as he doesn't persist.
Sounds like he will though.

Leavin' this shit to
this midget I know from home;
Rukia's her name.

[unbewildered]

Okay, you know what?
He's definitely psycho.
Save your sisters soon.

Yeah, he's kinda like
That. Not much to shut him up,
Unfortunately.

Midget? Rukia?
Oh, great, more Japanese names.
What's she going to do?

[protector_ofone]

Thanks, planning on that
Was his kick that sent me here;
gonna return that.

You telling me that,
this guy's been spouting nonsense
and no one's beat him?

She's tiny as hell.
Got a problem with those names?
Contact her allies.