These are a few of my favorite things

[protectivewind]

Only, they are really, really not.

TreesTrees are out to get me. First, I'm allergic to any flowering plant, which puts everything but pine trees on my shit list. But we don't train with pine trees. Too many branches, I guess

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[jiraikou]

No one's stopping you from running up a pine. Except maybe the pine. Can you walk on water yet?

As for water, it ain't half bad. I mean, you can swim in it. And you're made up of a lot of it. And you need it to live. And you can't go for long without it. It's like a terrible codependency.

[protectivewind]

We're supposed to walk on water, too? That is insane.

I know about that stuff...water is keeping me hostage.

[jiraikou]

...Can you swim?

[protectivewind]

I can not-drown. Same thing.

[jiraikou]

Cop-out. Ain't the same.

[protectivewind]

Do you see lungs filled with water? No. It's totally not a cop-out.

[jiraikou]

It totally is! What, if you were tossed out of a ship in the middle of a storm on any large body of water and you still didn't know how to walk on water, what would you do? Try and get the fish to wear sweaters? Pfft.

[protectivewind]

In that particular instance, I imagine I would drown. But a lot of people would. Could you swim in a storm in the ocean?

[jiraikou]

Hell yes. I'm too stubborn to drown. *cheeky grin*

[protectivewind]

I don't think it works that way.

[jiraikou]

Ha! You admit you don't know if it works that way! *lamely triumphant*

[protectivewind]

..yeah. You go ahead and take your victories where you can get them.

[jiraikou]

Oh, I will take them with thinly disguised glee.

[protectivewind]

Why diguise it?

[jiraikou]

...Shut up.

[protectivewind]

And that would be my victory.