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Dec 05, 2007 20:36

Why I'm going to Hell:

Earlier today I was on a delivery to UUMC which is down the road from the Pizza Hut I work at. I was kinda like "Damn it i don't wanna do it" cause church people just don't tip. they say God Bless and this and that, and Jesus Loves you, sometimes they'll even go as far as like...giving you christian literature, but the bottom line is they don't tip. The lady was somewhere on the 3rd floor of the church and I finally found her. Gave her her food and she gave me a 5 dollar tip which impressed me. I was going down the stairs and I stumbled down the last two or three, I caught myself and I didn't fall but probably out of verbal reflex i went "God damn it!" and some old lady just happened to be right next to me about to walk into the bathroom, she gave me this evil glare...I was actually trying hard not to laugh at the irony of it all. For what it's worth, I asked for forgiveness (from God, screw that old lady).

I don't know why but I've gone on a beer drinking binge for the last few days.

the 13 tat is sweet but it's itching like a motherfucker
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