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Ah crap. I said I'd start updating again... but I got lazy.
I spent my weekend getting high then avoiding all Easter celebration. OH YET ANOTHER FAVORED CHILDHOOD HOLIDAY RUINED BY FAMILY APATHY, AMERICAN CONSUMERISM AND MY LACK OF RELIGIOUS CONVICTION.
In other news that has nothing to do with me, Meghan might be getting a car this week. Yessss. This will ultimately result in Meghan and Emily's Adventures in Boredom and Desperation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after she can drive with passengers, that is. So I expect this to actually happen sometime next January.
In other, less interesting news, I have formed a severe man-crush for the now-defunct comedian Norm MacDonald, and I have no idea why, other than his news reports on old episodes of Saturday Night Live make me laugh:
" Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55 percent of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fenderbenders, while 78 percent blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100 percent because the math was done by a woman... [crowd groans and boos] For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be, uh, noted that that joke was written by a woman, so... now, you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? ... no, I'm just kidding, we don't hire women. "
Anyway, did you know that my life is very empty and boring?
I spent my weekend getting high then avoiding all Easter celebration. OH YET ANOTHER FAVORED CHILDHOOD HOLIDAY RUINED BY FAMILY APATHY, AMERICAN CONSUMERISM AND MY LACK OF RELIGIOUS CONVICTION.
In other news that has nothing to do with me, Meghan might be getting a car this week. Yessss. This will ultimately result in Meghan and Emily's Adventures in Boredom and Desperation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after she can drive with passengers, that is. So I expect this to actually happen sometime next January.
In other, less interesting news, I have formed a severe man-crush for the now-defunct comedian Norm MacDonald, and I have no idea why, other than his news reports on old episodes of Saturday Night Live make me laugh:
" Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55 percent of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fenderbenders, while 78 percent blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100 percent because the math was done by a woman... [crowd groans and boos] For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be, uh, noted that that joke was written by a woman, so... now, you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? ... no, I'm just kidding, we don't hire women. "
Anyway, did you know that my life is very empty and boring?