The fiends.

[prostheticbeing]

I was at the grocery store today, moseying down the cereal aisle, when I happened to take note of how General Mills have revamped most of their cereal characters. I don't mind that so much. Sure.. glossify them a bit; make them look shiny and new. That's all fine.

But then I saw that they have totally changed Cookie Crisp. It is still a dog, but the dog is much more wolf-like, and does not appear to be a thief of any kind.

Blasphemers! I am absolutely outraged.

Cereal Rapists!