You're really going for this "back to nature" thin aren't you? your little apartment is like a jungle as it is, I'd be way too scared to come visit if I knew I might step or sit on a snake or a tarantula or something... oh i would be happy if you got one of those giant sea turtles though. get a giant sea turtle jacqui!! they live longer than us so you could pass it on to your kids!!
I heard those things have claws, and they can like, take your face off without even trying. Like, if they accidentaly sneezed or something, and you happened to have your face near their claw, they be all like "ah ah ah chooo. OH MY GOD! I'm SO SORRY! I can't BELIEVE I just did that! Here maybe if we just...nope nope that won't work."
All sea turtles have claws, except for the really bug leatherbacks. But they can get to be like...eight feet long, so that would probably be a bit big for the room.
Hold on... what are you doing here?!?!? How most unexpected! Wait. What am *I* doing here?
Speaking of "here", I mean to say that I'm in CHANGIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka Singapore Airport. Will be in da +61 (aka Australia) in less than 10 hours. Isn't it sad that here I am in a foreign country checking random LIVEJOURNALS?
Oooh, speaking of claws... KOALAS ARE EBIL. Their main prey is Japanese tourists, who they poop on from a great height, earning them the title "drop bear". Afterwards they maul them with their clawse!!!
Australian wildlife. Pretty as a picnic, vicious as a picnic with the "cool" people.
As people outside Australia would say... "GDAY MATE"
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http://www.floridascubahound.com/sea_turtles.htm
See I looked it up! Cos I was scared that I was wrong.
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Speaking of "here", I mean to say that I'm in CHANGIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka Singapore Airport. Will be in da +61 (aka Australia) in less than 10 hours. Isn't it sad that here I am in a foreign country checking random LIVEJOURNALS?
Oooh, speaking of claws... KOALAS ARE EBIL. Their main prey is Japanese tourists, who they poop on from a great height, earning them the title "drop bear". Afterwards they maul them with their clawse!!!
Australian wildlife. Pretty as a picnic, vicious as a picnic with the "cool" people.
As people outside Australia would say... "GDAY MATE"
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Oh, I was just wandering round the internet. Sometimes I click on peoples friends list.
And then I post stuff. :P
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Or wait, maybe that's Alan
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