" Just ordinary seeds CURSED WITH THE POWER OF SOFTNESS."

Apr 15, 2006 00:40

So. Just watched Constantine, and while the movie itself wasn't that great (hello, Keanu Reeves), the last fifteen minutes or so made the rest of it more than worthwhile. Peter Stormare as the devil, nibbling on Keanu Reeves' ears? And stroking the inside of his thigh with a bare foot? WTF? *dead dead dead*

..so that's my new OTP. Hahaha, oh the horror of it kills my reproductive organs (which I wouldn't mind that much, actually, so maybe I should go search for fanfiction? ok, GO!), and I think all our neighbours must have heard my horrified squeeling and wondered if we were up to our usual satanic rites over here, but.. Hahahaha! XD

And that male/female Gabriel was played by Tilda Swinton. Well, she does that androgynous thing well.

overdosed on candy. feel somewhat nauseous. *burp*

Also, since I'm feeling very immature, I wrote "YOU ARE GROSS X(" on a piece of paper and stuck it, with the text facing out, on sis' window, in the hope that if that disgusting naked man keeps on ogling in this direction he'll see it and feel so hurt he'll have to.. move to somwhere unpleasant.

...wtf, cellphone, you're supposed to be, you know, noisy, when I receive an sms. Damn you. >:E

processing done WHAT!? Okay I really didn't expect anyone would actually write Constantine/Lucifer... hahahahahahahaha oh shit.

otp, movies: other, crack

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