NO.
[and then the paging system crackles with the fury of a thousand gods. well, just one who has a god's name, BUT STILL.]
Attention, Balamb Garden. If the perpetrator of this...prank - involving my car, and a crate of neon pink spray paint - does not come, or is brought, forward within twelve hours, all of my classes are going to feel my ire.
[they know what this means. grueling, magically-draining exams every. single. day. what better motivation to weed out a rat than this?]
Get to work. Or else.
Attention, Balamb Garden. If the perpetrator of this...prank - involving my car, and a crate of neon pink spray paint - does not come, or is brought, forward within twelve hours, all of my classes are going to feel my ire.
[they know what this means. grueling, magically-draining exams every. single. day. what better motivation to weed out a rat than this?]
Get to work. Or else.