Sit and twist on this, Myspace...
This is a great personality test! I've never had more fun filling one out, and the scoring system isn't something you need a degree in calculus to understand! Simply add your score, 1 point for "yes" and 2 points for "no", and in 10 questions you'll be stunned with the results! You've got to try this!
(Remember, Yes=1 point, No=2 points)
Questions:
1. I enjoy filling out hours of meaningless questions in order to 'learn more about myself' when in reality it's just killing time.
2. Filling the bulletin board of 'Heavenly Steps' with topics such as "PLEASE READ", "How good are you in bed?!" or a string of meaningless numbers signifying my deepest darkest secrets is the best part of my day. Sometimes I do it twice just to spite him.
3. I enjoy mayonnaise.
4. In a hypothetical situation, if I came across a sleeping manatee on the street and found a syringe containing what appeared to be some really good Crack-cocaine laying next to it I would verbally say "Fuck you, Manatee, I'm going to steal your shizzle!" and inject myself, thus catching the deadly 'Dutch Manitee' disease.
5. While it has yet to be scientifically proven that people named 'Spencer' are cooler than people who have other names, I know in my heart that it's true.
6. I have been abducted by aliens. Twice.
7. Question 7 is the best question of all the questionaires flying around Myspace... Unquestionably.
8. Question 8 is second only to question 7.
9. I touch myself at night. And during the day. In fact, I'm touching myself right now!
10. This has been the best quiz /personality test I've ever filled out!!! (Automatically take one point for this question)
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Thank you for taking the time to fill out this servey! The scoring is posted below, be sure to check and see which category you fall into! Hope you kept score!
**SCORES**
1-10: You're the quiet type. You enjoy long walks on the beach, movies that leave you with a sense of wonder and achievement and unsalted popcorn. You dislike confrontation but if that bitch across the street splashes mud on your front steps again you're going to ride over her dog on your riding lawn mower.
11-20: You've just wasted 5 minutes of your life. Told you this quiz was accurate.
21-30: Your bottle cap collection is as extensive as it is pathetic. While holding no actual collector's stamps, you have managed to acrue well over 7 thousand normal post office stamps. You give new purpose to short busses all over the world.
This is how you know I'm not only bored at work... I'm annoyed. And it's not even lunch yet. le sighe
(Remember, Yes=1 point, No=2 points)
Questions:
1. I enjoy filling out hours of meaningless questions in order to 'learn more about myself' when in reality it's just killing time.
2. Filling the bulletin board of 'Heavenly Steps' with topics such as "PLEASE READ", "How good are you in bed?!" or a string of meaningless numbers signifying my deepest darkest secrets is the best part of my day. Sometimes I do it twice just to spite him.
3. I enjoy mayonnaise.
4. In a hypothetical situation, if I came across a sleeping manatee on the street and found a syringe containing what appeared to be some really good Crack-cocaine laying next to it I would verbally say "Fuck you, Manatee, I'm going to steal your shizzle!" and inject myself, thus catching the deadly 'Dutch Manitee' disease.
5. While it has yet to be scientifically proven that people named 'Spencer' are cooler than people who have other names, I know in my heart that it's true.
6. I have been abducted by aliens. Twice.
7. Question 7 is the best question of all the questionaires flying around Myspace... Unquestionably.
8. Question 8 is second only to question 7.
9. I touch myself at night. And during the day. In fact, I'm touching myself right now!
10. This has been the best quiz /personality test I've ever filled out!!! (Automatically take one point for this question)
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***Congratulations!***
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Thank you for taking the time to fill out this servey! The scoring is posted below, be sure to check and see which category you fall into! Hope you kept score!
**SCORES**
1-10: You're the quiet type. You enjoy long walks on the beach, movies that leave you with a sense of wonder and achievement and unsalted popcorn. You dislike confrontation but if that bitch across the street splashes mud on your front steps again you're going to ride over her dog on your riding lawn mower.
11-20: You've just wasted 5 minutes of your life. Told you this quiz was accurate.
21-30: Your bottle cap collection is as extensive as it is pathetic. While holding no actual collector's stamps, you have managed to acrue well over 7 thousand normal post office stamps. You give new purpose to short busses all over the world.
This is how you know I'm not only bored at work... I'm annoyed. And it's not even lunch yet. le sighe