I love people right now, as long as I don't have to lick them
It's official, boys and girls. I want a boat. Today was spent hanging
out with Travis, Zack, and Meredith on Zack's boat. Holy crap, I've
never had so much fun in my entire life. And look, I just realized I'm
talking in choppy little half-assed sentences, oh joy. I speak English
real good, ahyuck. Anyway...Hung out on boat from about 11:00 to 5:30,
which was great. I got sun, and have a lovely sunburn to show for it,
oh happy day. Afterwards, we went to Zack's house so he could grab a
shirt that wasn't covered in salt and fish goo, and I decided that I'm
moving in ASAP. Coolest freaking house ever. I mean, come on, how many
kids do you know with their own personal private living room?! Gaahh, I
can't wait until high school is over and I can leave this
hole...Anywho. After almost falling asleep on a futon, we decided to go
to Meredith's house to hang out and waste some time. We screwed around
in the backyard for a while, with a lovely conversation involving porn
and some video Zack watched...I don't think I want to recap that step
by step, lol. Then, we all went inside for a nice innocent game of
Truth or Dare. Here's a hint, folks. Never ever ever play that game
with Zack, Travis, and Meredith. I don't think I've licked so many
things in my entire life combined as much as I did tonight. Plenty of
fun quotes came into play, though, and that's where the rest of my
entry comes into play. ^_^
"I dare you to lick the cat...No, I dare you to bite the cat...No, I dare you to EAT the cat!" "No, eat Nickerson!"
"Flash me...I'll just cover my eyes." (LOL Meredith)
"You taste...salty..."
"He's just a giant pile of sex."
"Haha! My mom's a bigger whore than you!!"
"I don't think there is any dose small enough of that kid."
"Ew, my mouth tastes like ball salt."
"Zack's ear, here I come!"
"Never ever have I ever...eaten buffalo chicken pizza."
"Erin, why don't I have hormones?"
"Stop fishing my wood out of the pool!"
"Do you like porn?" "Well gee, I bring it to school, so I guess you could say that."
"...And then, she got strangled by a penis!"
"Oh God, I hate all of you! Except Meredith, Zack, and Travis...Dammit."
And you know what? As much as I love boring you, I think this'll do you just fine for now. Don't forget to serve your country on the Fourth of July, and leave some love for me!!! Because I love you all.
"I dare you to lick the cat...No, I dare you to bite the cat...No, I dare you to EAT the cat!" "No, eat Nickerson!"
"Flash me...I'll just cover my eyes." (LOL Meredith)
"You taste...salty..."
"He's just a giant pile of sex."
"Haha! My mom's a bigger whore than you!!"
"I don't think there is any dose small enough of that kid."
"Ew, my mouth tastes like ball salt."
"Zack's ear, here I come!"
"Never ever have I ever...eaten buffalo chicken pizza."
"Erin, why don't I have hormones?"
"Stop fishing my wood out of the pool!"
"Do you like porn?" "Well gee, I bring it to school, so I guess you could say that."
"...And then, she got strangled by a penis!"
"Oh God, I hate all of you! Except Meredith, Zack, and Travis...Dammit."
And you know what? As much as I love boring you, I think this'll do you just fine for now. Don't forget to serve your country on the Fourth of July, and leave some love for me!!! Because I love you all.