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[prongsykins]

Today Sirius rescued me from The Land of the Neverending Footrub, and we went to a muggle shopping mall to stir up trouble. They apparently have this store with chairs that have robots inside that massage your back. We were there for oh...about four hours. The people working at the store were none too pleased that we were hogging all the robot

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[slobberymongrel]

I want a vibrayytor chair, Prongsy.

[prongsykins]

ME TOO. I should've bought one for Lily.

[slobberymongrel]

Sod Lily, she wouldnt fit in any of them, the behemoth. What about your best mate? Who was there to apply tissues to your massively bleeding nose after you were karate chopped in the face?

[prongsykins]

If I gave her a chair like that then I wouldn't have to rub her back so much, and I'd have more free time to tour our nation's shopping malls with you.

[slobberymongrel]

....

I think it would be a smashing idea to get Lily a rumble-chair.

[prongsykins]

We should get one at the next mall before they try to kick us out.

[slobberymongrel]

We have to be better equipped for fucking NINJAS next time. Goddamned oriental magic.

[prongsykins]

I'll bring nunchucks.

[slobberymongrel]

Do you know how to actually use nunchucks? That turns me on a bit, Jamsey.

[prongsykins]

No fucken clue. But I'll figure it out.

[slobberymongrel]

Would you trust me with ninja stars?

[prongsykins]

No.

[slobberymongrel]

Yeah, me neither.

What else is there?

[prongsykins]

Crotch daggers?

[slobberymongrel]

You just made those up you tricksy herbivore.

[prongsykins]

Did not.