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Sirius and I spent the day at a muggle pool. We got kicked out eventually for impersonating lifeguards, but before that happened, we had a grand old time charming unsuspecting muggles into embarrasing themselves by passing very obvious gas while underwater and having suntan lotion fights. Sirius was kind enough to record the results for posterity's sake. Please note how fucking pale Sirius is, compared to me:
In other news, we've started setting up the baby room. The wallpaper has adorable little snitches on it and it is quite evident my second child will be a quidditch fan from a very early age. With the way he's been punching Lily's stomach, I think he might make a fine beater. I AM SO EXCITED!!!
In other news, we've started setting up the baby room. The wallpaper has adorable little snitches on it and it is quite evident my second child will be a quidditch fan from a very early age. With the way he's been punching Lily's stomach, I think he might make a fine beater. I AM SO EXCITED!!!