I know you wanna leave me, but I refuse to let you go. If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy-
I confiscated a very interesting bit of mail from the common room this morning. And I say A very interesting BIT of mail because, while there were actually four or five of them within 3 feet of each other, they all said exactly the same thing.
Well, for the record, I would like everyone to know that, as much as Sirius LOVES Beatrix Potter and her enchanting tales of Peter Rabbit and his animal friends, and all such other tales relating to animal husbandry, she was actually years before his time, having died in 1943, and Sirius was never able to express his love for her physically.
Also, it would not, to my knowledge, have made him gay, as Beatrix Potter is largely recognized as female. If this is incorrect, well, the mistake on his part was understandable.
Alas! their love must remain unconsummated.
(And, as much as Remus also loved her work, the circumstances being what they were, in addition to the fact that even if they WEREN'T what they were Sirius would have wanted her all to himself, a threesome was rendered impossible. There will be no shagging like rabbits, so to speak. HAR HAR.)
The accusations regarding Snape and Ted Tonks actually made me laugh so hard I choked on my pumpkin juice, and therefore, are largely too ridiculous to be addressed.
Obligatorily,
Your head boy,
James Many Middle Names Potter
Well, for the record, I would like everyone to know that, as much as Sirius LOVES Beatrix Potter and her enchanting tales of Peter Rabbit and his animal friends, and all such other tales relating to animal husbandry, she was actually years before his time, having died in 1943, and Sirius was never able to express his love for her physically.
Also, it would not, to my knowledge, have made him gay, as Beatrix Potter is largely recognized as female. If this is incorrect, well, the mistake on his part was understandable.
Alas! their love must remain unconsummated.
(And, as much as Remus also loved her work, the circumstances being what they were, in addition to the fact that even if they WEREN'T what they were Sirius would have wanted her all to himself, a threesome was rendered impossible. There will be no shagging like rabbits, so to speak. HAR HAR.)
The accusations regarding Snape and Ted Tonks actually made me laugh so hard I choked on my pumpkin juice, and therefore, are largely too ridiculous to be addressed.
Obligatorily,
Your head boy,
James Many Middle Names Potter