Take this job and shove it
I didn't fall off my fucking broom! I was simply watching the end of the match in slackjawed shock and devastation as a bludger hit Marly, when some crazy bitch slams into me from behind, WHICH by the way is a very cowardly way to attack someone, and since it was so fucking WET outside anyway I lost my grip for a minute and fell. The game was already OVER for the love of god, I wasn't even that far from the ground. The ref called a foul, and it WAS a foul. Basically, if I'd been paying any attention at ALL there'd have been no way in hell you could have done it. So I'm FINE and everyone can just shut up about it! We were ahead until the end. And we're STILL in the lead for the cup. We have more total points.
And I'm pissed off and I'd be more than happy to hex one of you, if you feel like you need it, so feel free to say something stupid if you want to wear your arse for a hat for the rest of the week. I need a drink
Hey, man, where were you last night?
And I'm pissed off and I'd be more than happy to hex one of you, if you feel like you need it, so feel free to say something stupid if you want to wear your arse for a hat for the rest of the week. I need a drink
Hey, man, where were you last night?