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Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. James Potter (HP)
2. Regulus (HP)
3. Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
4. Jack Sparrow (Pirates)
5. Sora (KH)
6. Harry (HP)
7. Klaus Baudelaire (Series of Unfortunate blablabla)
8. Legolas (LotR)
9. Axel (KH)
10. You-Know-Who (HP)
11. Anakin (Star Wars)
12. Russell (Russell & Holmes)
01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Um. Gotta be Harry. Anakin killed all the little chitlins, after all. Not the best way to teach a class. :) Harry'd teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. And be rockin'. Anakin would just teach Death. That's it. No questions. Just.. hey, welcome to class, EAT MY LIGHTSABER.
02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Way hot, man. It's Johnny Depp. And he's a pirate. He is at the top of the ultimately hot. Even if he's always ragingly drunk and a little difficult to trust. And has a layer of dirt on his skin. It's all part of the effect.
03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Russell sends Legolas away just because he's annoying and doesn't like that she has cuter blonde hair than he does. His mission would be to "find shiny things" for "evidence" while she and Holmes solved the next great crime mystery.
04. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
The Idiot's Guide to Kicking Your Ass.
05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Uh. Well. Either could work. Too bad Regulus is dead. See, if Regulus was being a bitch and wouldn't tell Harry how to work the locket, maybe Harry would swear fealty to him. But if Harry was bein' all cocky and threatening to ruin the pretty for Regulus, then Regulus would swear fealty to him.
06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
You know, I think Sora should stay away from both. What a bad choice. Axel or Voldemort. See, Axel's pretty cool, but he DOES want to take Sora out. Or Roxas. Or whatever. But Voldemort might just smoosh Sora for good measure because he's not too into happy people. Conclusion: Sora should go for the one-bedroom apartment.
07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Regulus, Klaus, and Russell. Nice. Well. Klaus and Russell would talk all about the books they were reading, and Regulus would mope and whine while he picked at his food because no one was paying attention to him. And then he would go kung-fu on them with his mad Death Eater skillz.
08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Riku challenges Voldemort to a duel. Voldemort monologues about how he'll make Riku beg for death. Riku hits him in the face with his keyblade. Riku wins.
09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back?
If James stole Legolas's most precious possession... wouldn't that mean he stole Legolas? ;)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
So, Klaus finds the sugar bowl and his parents, and Anakin becomes ruler of the universe with Padmé. I'm not sure these things are compatible in a story. Let's see. The Galactic Sugar Bowl of Destruction.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Jack Sparrow and James Potter. Hah. Um. James and the rest of the Order of the Phoenix need some nautical help to defeat Voldemort (that's right. You didn't know about his maritime Death Eaters and their speedboats), so James lures Jack in to help by showing him some shiny coins.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Well, there'd be a lot of reading. And since he's quite young, I'd probably be making him some peanut butter sandwiches and telling him to go play.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...Tee hee. :D Riku and personal "services." That could work out nicely.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Anakin? Uh. Not really. Unless you count kenobi_explains, but usually that's just Obi and Qui-Gon hangin' out.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Regulus would start by siding with Jack, but then he'd realize that he'd gotten himself in too deep with Jack's pirateness, and he'd back out to side with Sora. And then Jack would kill him. 'Cause... yeah.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?\
Pfft. Voldemort doesn't charge into battle. He stays behind and monologues, cleverly inserting his scary laugh once and a while. Occasionally he teleports a bit. But if he DID charge, he'd yell, "DIE, MUTHAFUCKA!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Dancing Queen.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Harry. Russell'd be too busy eating something overly authentic with eyes and chunks of noticeably visible animal bits (but it's oh-so lovely and Chinese, and she knows she can proove how awesome she is if she eats it without help), and James is dead. Dead people don't eat.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
I certainly hope Regulus wouldn't be picking up Voldemort. But, uh... "Hey. I see you have a forked tongue. Nice. Wanna fork me?"
Okay, that was bad. Sorry.
20. What would 5 (Sora) most likely be arrested for?
Mass killing. Seriously. That kid slaughters everything around him.
21. What is 6's (Harry's) secret?
He owns every season of Ab Fab on DVD.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Well.. Anakin's got his hot speeder, but Axel can teleport through the darkness. Gotta go with the teleporter. However, Anakin would be so pissed that he was late that he'd either whack off Axel's head with his lightsaber, or he'd go and whine to Obi-Wan about how life is SO UNFAIR OMG.
(23 has taken a leave of absence. There's always a question missing on these.)
24. 1 (James) and 9 (Axel) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Jack Sparrow) sinister secret organization. 11 (Anakin) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Anakin) is actually a spy for 4 (Jack Sparrow). Meanwhile, 4 (Jack) has kidnapped 12 (Russell) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Sora), they seek out 3 (Riku), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
This fic would be titled OMG WTF, aka Jedi Potter Nobodies and the Sith Pirates of Doom.
No one would EVER write it. But me, paddita, and en_jeudi would read it.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
So I get to choose between Klaus, whose primary talent is instant literary recall, and Legolas, a prancing elf? I am so dead.
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. James Potter (HP)
2. Regulus (HP)
3. Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
4. Jack Sparrow (Pirates)
5. Sora (KH)
6. Harry (HP)
7. Klaus Baudelaire (Series of Unfortunate blablabla)
8. Legolas (LotR)
9. Axel (KH)
10. You-Know-Who (HP)
11. Anakin (Star Wars)
12. Russell (Russell & Holmes)
01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Um. Gotta be Harry. Anakin killed all the little chitlins, after all. Not the best way to teach a class. :) Harry'd teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. And be rockin'. Anakin would just teach Death. That's it. No questions. Just.. hey, welcome to class, EAT MY LIGHTSABER.
02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Way hot, man. It's Johnny Depp. And he's a pirate. He is at the top of the ultimately hot. Even if he's always ragingly drunk and a little difficult to trust. And has a layer of dirt on his skin. It's all part of the effect.
03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Russell sends Legolas away just because he's annoying and doesn't like that she has cuter blonde hair than he does. His mission would be to "find shiny things" for "evidence" while she and Holmes solved the next great crime mystery.
04. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
The Idiot's Guide to Kicking Your Ass.
05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Uh. Well. Either could work. Too bad Regulus is dead. See, if Regulus was being a bitch and wouldn't tell Harry how to work the locket, maybe Harry would swear fealty to him. But if Harry was bein' all cocky and threatening to ruin the pretty for Regulus, then Regulus would swear fealty to him.
06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
You know, I think Sora should stay away from both. What a bad choice. Axel or Voldemort. See, Axel's pretty cool, but he DOES want to take Sora out. Or Roxas. Or whatever. But Voldemort might just smoosh Sora for good measure because he's not too into happy people. Conclusion: Sora should go for the one-bedroom apartment.
07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Regulus, Klaus, and Russell. Nice. Well. Klaus and Russell would talk all about the books they were reading, and Regulus would mope and whine while he picked at his food because no one was paying attention to him. And then he would go kung-fu on them with his mad Death Eater skillz.
08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Riku challenges Voldemort to a duel. Voldemort monologues about how he'll make Riku beg for death. Riku hits him in the face with his keyblade. Riku wins.
09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back?
If James stole Legolas's most precious possession... wouldn't that mean he stole Legolas? ;)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
So, Klaus finds the sugar bowl and his parents, and Anakin becomes ruler of the universe with Padmé. I'm not sure these things are compatible in a story. Let's see. The Galactic Sugar Bowl of Destruction.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Jack Sparrow and James Potter. Hah. Um. James and the rest of the Order of the Phoenix need some nautical help to defeat Voldemort (that's right. You didn't know about his maritime Death Eaters and their speedboats), so James lures Jack in to help by showing him some shiny coins.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Well, there'd be a lot of reading. And since he's quite young, I'd probably be making him some peanut butter sandwiches and telling him to go play.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...Tee hee. :D Riku and personal "services." That could work out nicely.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Anakin? Uh. Not really. Unless you count kenobi_explains, but usually that's just Obi and Qui-Gon hangin' out.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Regulus would start by siding with Jack, but then he'd realize that he'd gotten himself in too deep with Jack's pirateness, and he'd back out to side with Sora. And then Jack would kill him. 'Cause... yeah.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?\
Pfft. Voldemort doesn't charge into battle. He stays behind and monologues, cleverly inserting his scary laugh once and a while. Occasionally he teleports a bit. But if he DID charge, he'd yell, "DIE, MUTHAFUCKA!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Dancing Queen.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Harry. Russell'd be too busy eating something overly authentic with eyes and chunks of noticeably visible animal bits (but it's oh-so lovely and Chinese, and she knows she can proove how awesome she is if she eats it without help), and James is dead. Dead people don't eat.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
I certainly hope Regulus wouldn't be picking up Voldemort. But, uh... "Hey. I see you have a forked tongue. Nice. Wanna fork me?"
Okay, that was bad. Sorry.
20. What would 5 (Sora) most likely be arrested for?
Mass killing. Seriously. That kid slaughters everything around him.
21. What is 6's (Harry's) secret?
He owns every season of Ab Fab on DVD.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Well.. Anakin's got his hot speeder, but Axel can teleport through the darkness. Gotta go with the teleporter. However, Anakin would be so pissed that he was late that he'd either whack off Axel's head with his lightsaber, or he'd go and whine to Obi-Wan about how life is SO UNFAIR OMG.
(23 has taken a leave of absence. There's always a question missing on these.)
24. 1 (James) and 9 (Axel) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Jack Sparrow) sinister secret organization. 11 (Anakin) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Anakin) is actually a spy for 4 (Jack Sparrow). Meanwhile, 4 (Jack) has kidnapped 12 (Russell) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Sora), they seek out 3 (Riku), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
This fic would be titled OMG WTF, aka Jedi Potter Nobodies and the Sith Pirates of Doom.
No one would EVER write it. But me, paddita, and en_jeudi would read it.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
So I get to choose between Klaus, whose primary talent is instant literary recall, and Legolas, a prancing elf? I am so dead.