Movie Review Spam (I)
Ok so I've rented/watched tons of movies lately and not its time for me to complain/rave about them :)
Prepare for potential spoilage.
Green Street Hooligans: Wonderful! Brilliant! Made me call people 'wankers' and 'cunts' for a week! Elijah Wood, and gorgeous British guy were magnificent. And the fights? awesome. I absolutely loved this movie, and was extremely depressed, yet felt it was shockingly necessary for Pete to die at the end... Oh! and there was a preview for the next movie on my list there as well, which made me squee with girlish joy.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: AHHHHHHH!!!! What can I say that hasn't been said already. This movie was absolutely the best thing ever. The characters were witty, real, hilarious, and well written. Harry/Perry FTW. Seriously, those guys were the perfect match. Their interactions were priceless, conversations; brilliantly executed. This whole movie screamed of excellence, and I watched it three times before returning it to the movie store. I'm no good at describing things, but this movie kicked names and took some serious ass.
Marie Antoinette: Okay...now you would think that a movie about Marie Antoinette would have sex, politics, and end in a nice beheading right? *Buzzer noise* WRONG. This movie had no plot, no character developments, no action...it was just dull. They never explained anything. Usually when going into watching a movie about a historical figure, you at least expect some semblance of truth, maybe even to learn something you didn't know about the person. This movie sucked ass. Of course the costumes were gorgeous and the imagery was ok, but the characters weren't even two dimensional, they never went into anything deeply enough to make me think they knew what they were talking about. Nothing was explained. Nothing was plotted out. It was a pointless expression of absolutely nothing that just kinda made me go "Rly? i mean srsly? wtf dudes. no beheading? shit man that sucked."
*Drumroll plz*
Snakes on a Plane: Yes. I watched it. It's really not that bad. Just the premise, plot, characters, most of the acting, effects, and all sucked ass. Before the snakes even showed up I was sick of that mother fucking plot in that mother fucking movie. Oh the pun I just made...It burns my soul a little.
*Nances away*
Prepare for potential spoilage.
Green Street Hooligans: Wonderful! Brilliant! Made me call people 'wankers' and 'cunts' for a week! Elijah Wood, and gorgeous British guy were magnificent. And the fights? awesome. I absolutely loved this movie, and was extremely depressed, yet felt it was shockingly necessary for Pete to die at the end... Oh! and there was a preview for the next movie on my list there as well, which made me squee with girlish joy.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: AHHHHHHH!!!! What can I say that hasn't been said already. This movie was absolutely the best thing ever. The characters were witty, real, hilarious, and well written. Harry/Perry FTW. Seriously, those guys were the perfect match. Their interactions were priceless, conversations; brilliantly executed. This whole movie screamed of excellence, and I watched it three times before returning it to the movie store. I'm no good at describing things, but this movie kicked names and took some serious ass.
Marie Antoinette: Okay...now you would think that a movie about Marie Antoinette would have sex, politics, and end in a nice beheading right? *Buzzer noise* WRONG. This movie had no plot, no character developments, no action...it was just dull. They never explained anything. Usually when going into watching a movie about a historical figure, you at least expect some semblance of truth, maybe even to learn something you didn't know about the person. This movie sucked ass. Of course the costumes were gorgeous and the imagery was ok, but the characters weren't even two dimensional, they never went into anything deeply enough to make me think they knew what they were talking about. Nothing was explained. Nothing was plotted out. It was a pointless expression of absolutely nothing that just kinda made me go "Rly? i mean srsly? wtf dudes. no beheading? shit man that sucked."
*Drumroll plz*
Snakes on a Plane: Yes. I watched it. It's really not that bad. Just the premise, plot, characters, most of the acting, effects, and all sucked ass. Before the snakes even showed up I was sick of that mother fucking plot in that mother fucking movie. Oh the pun I just made...It burns my soul a little.
*Nances away*