He sucks

[prongs505]

So this is how it went down. I was walking in a yeti cave, fucking up yetis, like ya do. Man I was fucking up yetis left and right. I was knee deep in yeti corpses. I was one bad ass. So while I was stomping yeti holes I taste iron in the air and decide to pick up lunch: Iron. Eating iron and shitting out helmets. So I proceed to fuck up a large group of yetis that hadn't heard I was in the area: They were suprised. So there I was killing three yetis like it was nothing, smacking them with whatever came to hand; swords, rocks, my huge dick. Whatever, they were pussies and were dying. And then I hear it the sound a douche bag makes when it decloaks and drops out of hyperspace RIGHT BEHIND ME. A nightelf my level proceeds to steal my lunch of three iron ore deposits while I am busy cleaning the yeti guts off my stompin boots. He ganked all the ore! Fuck that! I claim that he is a fucker, and so was his mother: in truth I have never met his mother but she must've been one slimey shit of a hell-spawn to have dropped this poor excuse for a player at my doorstep. With as much honor as I can muster I challenge him to a duel. First he cries like a bitch and then stealths, and accepts. By this tyme I am gnawwing my own legs off in a fury. Fuck legs, who needs em, and finaly open my eyes. I see the fucker stealthed, stop, turn around, and sprint off like a fairy. The gods must smile upon fools for they did not allow me persuit and our duel was abandoned. But, I followed anyway, to see how he would fair and apparently the gods smile upon me too for all I came across was his corpse as yeti shit. Dumb ass! But, yea, I was so pissed I drew a reenactment of what would've happened had I been allowed to ruin his shit...


Anyway rocks to the socks of all of you.

~Ninja Prongs the Pulvarizer