Jan 05, 2006 08:21
8:18 AM, a school day.
Daddy& boys are eating pancakes two hundred chews a bite.
Mama: "Chris, I think youre moving a little slower than anticipated."
Daddy: Continues reading some Boy Scout magazine or car parts flyer. "Is Thaaat right? Emm." Casually looks at imaginary clock on wall.
10 minutes pass.
Mama: "Chris, am I going to need to get dressed and take them to school?"
Daddy: "Ten minutes late is like and hour late, Jozel, makes no difference."
Mama: "Not with Jake, he misses out on lessons first thing."
Daddy: "And since he's such a marginal student, we need to hurry to get there so he wont fall behind." Shit eating grin, messes Jake's hair up. "So long as he dont miss PE..."
And so they saunter off to school. Thirty minutes after everyone else. Awesome.