HAPPY NEW YEAR..(hic) (belch) (fart)admanJanuary 2 2007, 00:39:08 UTC
Only to find the booze store closed.. so he threw a rock though the window and lived happily ever after or until the cops busted him passed out in a snow bank 100 yards down the road.
“Hey, I think I’ll write a novel. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.”
“What about?”
“Well, I don’t know.”
“How will it start?”
“He crunched forlornly through the snow.”
“Sounds a bit depressing.”
“Well, God, that’s the point.”
“Why? And where is he going? And what will happen when he gets there.”
“That’s not the point. The point is that he’s sad and lonely and by himself on Christmas Day.”
“Oh, it’s Christmas?”
“I thought that was obvious.”
“Is the snow supposed to symbolize something? Like, purity. Does it have something to do with the Virgin Mary? Has he just killed a man. Is that why he’s sad? What’s going to happen??”
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“Hey, I think I’ll write a novel. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.”
“What about?”
“Well, I don’t know.”
“How will it start?”
“He crunched forlornly through the snow.”
“Sounds a bit depressing.”
“Well, God, that’s the point.”
“Why? And where is he going? And what will happen when he gets there.”
“That’s not the point. The point is that he’s sad and lonely and by himself on Christmas Day.”
“Oh, it’s Christmas?”
“I thought that was obvious.”
“Is the snow supposed to symbolize something? Like, purity. Does it have something to do with the Virgin Mary? Has he just killed a man. Is that why he’s sad? What’s going to happen??”
“On second thought, never mind.”
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