Three

[promotion_plz]

[Shinon's typical bored voice can be heard echoing out from the Coliseum. He has found himself a job.]We're definitely in for an exciting match, here. As the two fighters enter the arena, a hush falls over the crowd--all five of them, looks like. On the left, we have The Cursh. Dulled-down claymore in hand, The Crush is an opponent that strikes

Comments

[fixmyresolve]

*yaaaaaawn*

Man, that was a pretty boring match, huh? With all the fighters on the island, you'd think they coulda made it just a little more exciting.

[promotion_plz]

You could go out there yourself. Probably make things more exciting.

[fixmyresolve]

I dunno about the more exciting part, but it'd definitely be a little less of a drag. Maybe I should.

...But who would I fight against? Not one of those guys, I hope!

[promotion_plz]

Who'd you expect to fight? If you're worried, they could pit you up against a puppy or a five-year-old.

[novolumecontrol]

Aren't announcers suppose to make things more exciting?

[promotion_plz]

You can take your complaints to the owner.

[novolumecontrol]

Would you show a little more interest if things got gory?

[promotion_plz]

Wouldn't hurt.

[shoukanjutsu]

I must say, your commentary leaves much to be desired.

[promotion_plz]

Take it up with the fighters. I'm just saying what they're doing.

[shoukanjutsu]

Hardly. In a situation like this, the commentator's attitude is the primary direction for the pent-up energy of the stadium. Expecting a match to be unworthwhile will seldom leave you disappointed.

[promotion_plz]

My attitude won't make these idiots any less pathetic.

[carries_a_bell]

... Well, if nothing else, you're honest.

[promotion_plz]

Don't see why I wouldn't be.

[carries_a_bell]

Maybe because announcers are supposed to cater to the people and get them excited and blood thirsty?

... I think I prefer the way you're doing it though.

[promotion_plz]

Do you? Well, you're the first.

[notaluchador]

Sadly, I think your commentary was the only good thing 'bout this match.

[promotion_plz]

Glad to hear it.

[notaluchador]

No problem! [glances over at the fighters again] So are you like the official commentator for all the games?

[promotion_plz]

Yep. It's a pretty cushy gig. Better than actually fighting.