in major celebrity news today, Lindsay Lohan's going to jail!
You know, I'm not laughing over it because it's not something to be laughed at. She's been giving so many second chances, and she's violated her probation and tried making excuses for it, and has tried to break it...and now this. It's about time something like this happens to Lindsay Lohan. She needs to fucking grow up and start taking responsibility for her actions, and quit acting like the world's out to get her and her dad's always trying to set her up.
I'm not even going to waste the laughs on her and attempt to mock her. Just go the hell to jail and learn a lesson from all of this, Lindsay.