Welcome back

Sep 21, 2004 00:32

Hey everyone welcome back to my livejournal,

Where the fuck have you been? I've been waiting for at least a couple months for you to get here. I'm pleasantly drunk and finally have nothing better to do than update my stupid journal. The only thing good about it is the asian girl on the right with the yellow bikini. YUMMY! Let's see, what to write about... well I just recently spent a healthy 200 bucks on my computer so that it would work right. That makes sense. I've come to realize that computers are a huge inconvenience. Someday they will take over the world and you and I will be a little upset because we will have no jobs.

Next paragraph. I'm working out at the gym and eating/drinking creatine. I've gotten mixed reviews on the healthiness but I'm ignoring them all. Eat shit and die. Tomorrow I will climb a mountain for a woman. Is that not romantic? Should I do this as a measurement of my manhood? What's with the physical activity, you might ask? Well, I've come to the conclusion that I won't be able to do so much of it when I'm dead and the opposite of dead is alive so I will do it now!

Genius.

Next paragraph. I NNNNNNEEEEEEED to play more guitar... concentration on school, women, and gym takes away from musical talent. Time is my enemy and I will destroy it someday.

In conclusion,

Matt Nastri
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