第十七錯覚; 「backdated to morning of 06.11」

[promisedlotus]

[When the video turns on, all one can really see is just insanely thick fog. There doesn't seem to be any hints of shelter in sight, just... lots and lots of fog.]

... Oi, Exorcists alive? [Pause.] And I guess whoever else isn't a Noah.

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video;

[looseleafbook]

[More fog! Not even a hint of red.] Nope. Walked off a cliff. You're talking to a ghost. [A pause.] Oh, wait. I see the light. Bye!

[...Really fine, this is just Lavi's attempt at a joke.]

video;

[promisedlotus]

...Stupid rabbit.

video;

[looseleafbook]

Suppose I should've said fell into the river, yeah? I don't think I've seen any cliffs yet.

video;

[promisedlotus]

Kinda hard to see like this, you realize.

[video]

[alma_karma]

Yu, what's going on?

[video]

[promisedlotus]

I don't know, where are you, do you know?

[Doesn't want Alma out there all by himself.]

[video]

[alma_karma]

... I dunno. The building's gone. It's just fog.

[video]

[promisedlotus]

It looks like a lot of the buildings are gone. I haven't run into any in a while.

[OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[How considerate of you, Kanda. Not that Allen's really expecting much else. He's pretty sure he heard all that grumping coming from... Somewhere other than his PDA, somewhere close, so instead of replying through the network, he starts shouldering his way through the fog.]

Kanda? Can you hear me?

[OFFLINE]

[promisedlotus]

Bean sprout?

[It sounded...close. Kanda pocketed his PDA in his pouch and looked around, trying to decipher where the hell Allen's voice was coming from.] Where are you?

[OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

It's Allen! And I don't know where I am.

[If anyone points out that's hardly new, he may have to punch them. This is different, okay. And terribly disorienting, especially when you can barely see where you're putting your feet.]

I don't think anyone knows where we are.

[His voice's coming closer, though!]

[OFFLINE]

[promisedlotus]

Whatever.

[Kanda turns toward where he thinks the voice is coming from and starts heading in that direction.] I don't think we ever left Nesreca.

[Voice]

[wineandwomen]

What the hell is going on? Weird little girl tells me where I'm supposed to "stay" and then there's no damned building?

[There's the sound of the man muttering something before he starts to give Maria a command. No, he won't admit to how long it took him to get her back out.]

If you see my idiot apprentice, tell him I'm out of here. And seriously, can you two get along for at least a day?

[Voice]

[promisedlotus]

Because she pulls shit like this once a month at least.

[Totally ignoring the second comment.]

[Voice]

[wineandwomen]

Yeah... No. Not going to work. I'll be sure not to write.

[He's watching you Kanda Yuu. Sort of.]

[Voice]

[promisedlotus]

You've no choice but to suffer with the rest of us.

[Voice]

[hatchedtolead]

Last I checked, this place did decide I had to suffer just that much more and dragged my blood fountaining corpse here and reanimated it.

[Voice]

[promisedlotus]

[.......Say what.] Uh.

Sucks to be you.

[Voice] 1/2

[hatchedtolead]

[Voice] 2/2

[hatchedtolead]

Thank you. Anything else obvious you want to get out there? Maybe comment on how utterly fucked up that is. Go ahead. Nothing is stopping you.