第八錯覚; 「accidental video」

[promisedlotus]

[The device is cursed, let's just leave it at that. The feed shows the front of the school as it snows, and in front of that is a pile of broken desks, chairs, and bookcases that can be used for fire. And it's all pretty much close-up. The PDA must be close by. When Kanda comes out, he's got another armfull of wood that he just tosses onto the pile

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[tothelastbreath]

[Begging your pardon, but Allen doesn't remember sending you on any errands, thank you very much. Even if he will appreciate the firewood in a most reluctant sort of way when he finds out.]

...Excuse me?

[He can hear a broadcast going on, but that's all he can tell.]

[promisedlotus]

[Yet anyway. He knows you'd ask eventually, Allen. They just. Have that bond.]

What.

[tothelastbreath]

Oh. [Hi Kanda! He manages to say that little word in a way that implies he's wishing he hadn't responded after all.] Was this meant to be one of those posts where you glower at me in silence?

[promisedlotus]

No, dumbass. I'm at the school getting wood.

[tothelastbreath]

Dumbass yourself, square fringe. You left your device on. [pause] Are you sure you should be outside?

[promisedlotus]

I'm fine. [It's only been two hours.]

[tothelastbreath]

That's what you always say. [Losing his eyesight's made him twice as sceptical. Or at least made him a tad more vocal about it.] Don't stay out too long, we can always get more wood later.

[promisedlotus]

I got more than enough.

[tothelastbreath]

[...That means you've been outside for quite a while, doesn't it?]

Well then, you can come back now. Do you need help carrying it back? [Because Allen is totally fit to help out right now.]

[promisedlotus]

You leave the building and I'll kick your ass.

[He's gotta bundle these things up before he can head back.]

[tothelastbreath]

You shouldn't be leaving the building either, you know.

[But alright, point taken. Allen's making no move to go anywhere. He'll just assume you're smart enough to avoid injury and freezing your arse off.

Clearly his faith is misplaced.]

[promisedlotus]

I'm just bundling up the damn wood, bean sprout.

[tothelastbreath]

Yes, yes, please snag your hair on it while you're at it. And it's Allen.

[promisedlotus]

You wish, sprout.

[tothelastbreath]

If you insist, barbaric square-fringed bean stalk.

[promisedlotus]

Hilarious. [He's totally throwing a bundle of wood at your head when he gets back.]