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[promised_one]

Once upon a time there was a half-demon named Doyle. Doyle was trapped in his boyfriend's flat while the world went to shite around him, with nothin' but copious amounts o' alcohol and a kitten for company (Flemming says hi). Useless Doyle felt useless. So useless Doyle decided to make a very self-explanatory diagram.

Comments

[ihaveasoul]

Bored now.

[promised_one]

Yep! Bored now. 'Bout sums it up.

[ihaveasoul]

It's going to be gone, you know. No Fluffy McFlufferson this time.

[promised_one]

Idle threats. Don't believe a word of it.

[ihaveasoul]

Live in hope, Allen, live in hope.

[promised_one]

You really don't wanna be callin' me that again.

[ihaveasoul]

What're you gonna do about it? Glower at me from the window?

[promised_one]

Yes, that's it exactly. You're not gettin' me out there.

[ihaveasoul]

Then I'll be calling you Allen as much as I like.

[promised_one]

Don't you have other less annoying things to do?

[ihaveasoul]

I promised you a fun time, didn't I?

[promised_one]

And annoyin' me by callin' out my name is the best you could do? Must be losin' your touch.

[ihaveasoul]

Well, people do keep running away and hiding in little boxes. Makes it a lot less interesting.

[promised_one]

The Scourge of Europe, defeated by a little blue box. Must be embarrasin'. :D

[ihaveasoul]

Times have changed.