Fourth Flare - Video - Derp Patrol, on the move

Jan 07, 2011 19:04

Heeeeeeeee-loh Vatheon!

[Look, everyone, it’s your favorite loud redhead! Lea is grinning widely into the screen once again; he’s been tired for the last couple of days, but now he’s back on his feet like a hyperactive little psychopath. If the background is to judge, it looks like he’s managed to make his way to a certain stuck ship.]

Your friendly group of explorers have arrived! That’s right, I’m not in this alone.
First up is my fantastic second in command, Isa!

[The video screen blurs wildly as it’s swung around before targeting a certain blue haired teenager you may or may not be familiar with. Isa just rolls his eyes, arms crossed.]

Lea, pay attention.

Hey, I’m totally paying attention! I am paying the MOST attention; I have the camera, remember? Anyway, aaaaaand, special guest star appearance, awesome A-T guy extraordinaire, Akito!

[MORE CAMERA BLURRING, until it finally settles on another teenager who looks a bit younger than both Lea and Isa, even though he has an eyepatch over one eye. Lea’s words make him frown a bit.]

Ah, just Akito is fine!

Right, right, I got it! Akito then. Anyway, folks, we’ve decided to do some hands-on investigating of this mysterious phenomena ourselves! You can leave it to us to find stuff that tries to hide!

[The SFC is placed down on a convenient ledge, capturing everything perfectly as the trio go up to the side. Their words are faint, but can definitely be heard.]

Alright, Akito, you’re the lightest, so you get up first, okay? [With a bit of awkward struggling, Lea manages to get Akito up onto his shoulders towards a hole they’ve found. The lithe teenager manages to make his way through, disappearing inside. It seems like everything will go well… Until there’s the sound of old wood cracking and breaking, along with the sound of a body falling through.]

…Crap! Hold on, Akito, I’m coming!!! [In seconds, Lea is jumping up, scrambling up the wood through nothing more than sheer determination… Only to yelp and fall as well amongst the sound of more wood breaking.

Isa facepalms.]

LEA! Ugh, that idiot…!

[And the feed cuts out as Isa grabs the SFC while running towards the hole.]

leaking certain fluids, [rpg] vatheon, lea you dumbass, derp rangers assemble, this can't go wrong

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