Oct 14, 2004 07:51
Finally. We figured it out. See, I was talking with Marc the other night and we just couldn't figure out how Bushie thought he was going to win this absurd losing-cause war. We pondered and pondered, and eventually figured that he must be waiting until after election day, and he must have an army of a million ninjas hidden in a warehouse in texas. That's the only logcal conclusion. Well, nope. He revealed his secret weapon in last night's debate... When push comes to shove, he's going to...
UNLEASH THE ARMIES OF COMPASSION!
Rar! There is clearly no defense! We are surely no match for the armies of compassion. The irony alone is enough to kill anyone. Honest.
*sighs* What a tard.
Oh well. We've still got the exploding kamikazi ninja kitten bergade.