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Dear 2008,
The SciFi channel has told me that you are hoarding the fourth (and probably last according to the series creator) season of Battlestar Galactica. Please stop being such a spoiled child and share with the rest of the kids. Five (comparatively) boring episodes followed by 25 minutes of awesome and beautiful and revelation is too cruel a cliffhanger for anyone. Why don't you just go and take a ten year hiatus from the series like Stephen King did with The Dark Tower? Then get hit by a van leaving your fans to wonder if you will survive intact or leave the cliffhanger unresolved.
Wait! No! I was kidding! I didn't mean it! I speak in monotone! Nobody can tell when I'm serious! Don't actually do that! Please 2008, don't get hit by a van. For our children.
Love (I mean it),
Joe
P.S. Do you have any spoilers about that prequel movie 2007 has?
The SciFi channel has told me that you are hoarding the fourth (and probably last according to the series creator) season of Battlestar Galactica. Please stop being such a spoiled child and share with the rest of the kids. Five (comparatively) boring episodes followed by 25 minutes of awesome and beautiful and revelation is too cruel a cliffhanger for anyone. Why don't you just go and take a ten year hiatus from the series like Stephen King did with The Dark Tower? Then get hit by a van leaving your fans to wonder if you will survive intact or leave the cliffhanger unresolved.
Wait! No! I was kidding! I didn't mean it! I speak in monotone! Nobody can tell when I'm serious! Don't actually do that! Please 2008, don't get hit by a van. For our children.
Love (I mean it),
Joe
P.S. Do you have any spoilers about that prequel movie 2007 has?