That was some tasty cake.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Jim Sorgi.
Jim Sorgi doesn't sleep. He waits.
Jim Sorgi has two speeds: walk and kill.
Peyton Manning is a figure of Jim Sorgi's imagination. ETA: So is Rex Grossman.
Jim Sorgi can't hit the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, there's nothing left but sawdust.
Some people have Tom Brady jerseys. Tom Brady has a Jim Sorgi jersey.
Starting Jim Sorgi is illegal in 25 states. The other 25 don't have football teams.
Jim Sorgi's tears can cure polio, but Jim Sorgi has never cried.
The reason the number thirteen is so unlucky is because it's right next to twelve.
Someday, when you least expect it, Jim Sorgi will have sex with you. Yes, you.
Jim Sorgi doesn't sleep. He waits.
Jim Sorgi has two speeds: walk and kill.
Peyton Manning is a figure of Jim Sorgi's imagination. ETA: So is Rex Grossman.
Jim Sorgi can't hit the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, there's nothing left but sawdust.
Some people have Tom Brady jerseys. Tom Brady has a Jim Sorgi jersey.
Starting Jim Sorgi is illegal in 25 states. The other 25 don't have football teams.
Jim Sorgi's tears can cure polio, but Jim Sorgi has never cried.
The reason the number thirteen is so unlucky is because it's right next to twelve.
Someday, when you least expect it, Jim Sorgi will have sex with you. Yes, you.