Complacency is a family value
As promised (though a little later because seriously how do college students live without naptime), part two of the birthday cheer picspam-it may be their days, but this present is all for us! This chilly Thursday afternoon is the 29th of clipboard connoisseur, member of the Outsports All-Hot team, and undisputed king of week 17 football, Jim Sorgi!
And he wants YOU:
As a much less prominent figure in the NFL than yesterday's target of shameless squee, here are some fun facts you may not know:
Midwestern boys are favored on this journal to the point of absurdity. Okay, you probably did know that one.
Yes, he actually auditioned to be the new Maytag man, as he could identify with the conundrum. Under this analogy, Peyton Manning is your dishwasher.
He later commented that his wife bullied him into it. Not only is that awesome, I maintain he should have won.
He got a moment of celebrity last preseason when Manning was recovering from knee surgery. Colts fans continued to demand he be released. Nothing became of any of it.
He has more Super Bowl rings than Dan Marino, and the same number as Brett Favre.
He may or may not actually be Steve from Blues Clues. Photoshop? What Photoshop?
The resemblance is uncanny.
As usual, there is badfic.
You can't deny it's cute. This picture defies context.
What can I say? The man looks good, and I must say I hope to see him wandering the Indianapolis sideline well into the future.
And he wants YOU:
As a much less prominent figure in the NFL than yesterday's target of shameless squee, here are some fun facts you may not know:
Midwestern boys are favored on this journal to the point of absurdity. Okay, you probably did know that one.
Yes, he actually auditioned to be the new Maytag man, as he could identify with the conundrum. Under this analogy, Peyton Manning is your dishwasher.
He later commented that his wife bullied him into it. Not only is that awesome, I maintain he should have won.
He got a moment of celebrity last preseason when Manning was recovering from knee surgery. Colts fans continued to demand he be released. Nothing became of any of it.
He has more Super Bowl rings than Dan Marino, and the same number as Brett Favre.
He may or may not actually be Steve from Blues Clues. Photoshop? What Photoshop?
The resemblance is uncanny.
As usual, there is badfic.
You can't deny it's cute. This picture defies context.
What can I say? The man looks good, and I must say I hope to see him wandering the Indianapolis sideline well into the future.