A delightful meal of questionable leftovers

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Ingredients:

• The remains of a bag of Purdue Shortcuts a few days past the sell-by date but smell and taste fine.
• A quarter of a red onion from got-knows-when but which still looks and acts like an onion and is not oozing anything.
• Four cloves of garlic (two of which were peeled a week and a half ago and then refrigerated because I wanted to demonstrate my amazing garlic peeler for my sister when she was visiting)
• A tablespoon of peanut butter (it could have used more actually)
• Pepper
• Tabasco
• 1/2-cup of rice
• Peanut oil

I sautéed the onions in the oil in a frying pan, then added the garlic, then added the chicken, then the pepper and tabasco, and then I was like "I know! Peanut butter!" I threw in the rice when it was cooked (in a rice cooker, which is a wonderful invention), mixed it up, and voila.

These leftovers weren't as questionable as the last time I made a meal of questionable leftovers (this time the chicken accounted for most of the risk). I made this for myself last night and then waited until I was sure I wasn't sick to post about it. It is posted here so I may try it again sometime with non-questionable ingredients.