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[projectionary]

...Trace? Hey, Trace! Tracey? [long, stunned silence]

Guys, seriously? I love the jokes and everything, but if this makes me late for work again, I'll be stuck scrubbing tables for the next four hours. It'll be, like, the crapshift.

And what's... this isn't my phone, either Listen, hello! I don't know who's in here, but I think I blacked out or

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this is a placeholder because i have to go make that cheddar

[blackeyedskank]

This is exactly what happens when the circus comes back to town.

no idea why but for some reason that made me laugh

[projectionary]

Sorry, what?

it's because i'm a gangsta

[blackeyedskank]

I'm sorry, can't you read?

we're all pretty gangsta 'round here

[projectionary]

Yeah, you said something about a circus, but what does a circus have to do with anything?

we bust caps in asses and roll out with spinners

[blackeyedskank]

What does a diner have to do with anything?

actually I'm just eating ice cream so you are more gangsta than me

[projectionary]

Because I work there?

is it gangsta ice cream? is it some ~*~magical~*~ flavor that makes you badass?

[blackeyedskank]

No you don't.

..........well we all know that chocolate is totally badass. So yes. 8}

[projectionary]

[wat] Yes, I do.

STRAWBERRY IS BADASSER

[blackeyedskank]

Did you hit your head? Suddenly blow the rest of your braincells on all that pot you've been bonging? Or have you just become a really unfortunate aspect of a bad daytime soap?

NO H0R CHOCOLATE IS THE BADASSEST

[projectionary]

None of the above sounds about right.

Listen, who are you, and--how do I know you from before?

HOR YOU DON'T KNOW BOUT MY STRAWBERRY wow that sounded extremely wrong

[blackeyedskank]

I used to babysit you.

xvksjvlkashvbajk /brb floor

[projectionary]

I think you're a little young, and-- I never had a babysitter.

lauras wobble and they do fall down /carefully picks you up

[blackeyedskank]

[ brb LAUGHING so hard ]

Wow, someone really did a number on you, didn't they?

or maybe the floor is just comfy

[projectionary]

I guess I wouldn't really know unless you tell me what you meant by babysitter.

well the floor is dirty. like YOUR FACE

[blackeyedskank]

Everything in its own time, Andy.

OH YOU BITCH, HEADS WILL ROLL OVER THIS

[projectionary]

Like the circus thing?