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[projectionary]

...Trace? Hey, Trace! Tracey? [long, stunned silence]

Guys, seriously? I love the jokes and everything, but if this makes me late for work again, I'll be stuck scrubbing tables for the next four hours. It'll be, like, the crapshift.

And what's... this isn't my phone, either Listen, hello! I don't know who's in here, but I think I blacked out or

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[shutupsammy]

Aw, shit.

[projectionary]

Sure, that about... sums it up.

[shutupsammy]

Just...Andy...just...stay where you are or something and don't touch anything and don't think too hard at people and Sam and me will come figure this all out and get you through this.

What's the last place you remember being?

[projectionary]

Don't 'think too hard at people'? Okay listen, who are you? And what are you talking about-- and-- how do all you guys even know me?

Nowhere, I was just getting ready for work, walking out the door, and then I was here standing in some room with a bunch of you trying to tell me that I'm in some kind of different dimension!

[shutupsammy]

Look, you? Are Andy Gallagher. And I? Am Dean Winchester. Sam Winchester's brother. And we know one another in very, uh, well, very intimate ways, but not that kind of intimate. We're all stuck in a different dimension. And right now you just lost a whole bunch of time.

So don't touch anything.

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A whole bunch of--? Look. Dude. If you know something about all this, I really think you need to tell me.

[ooc: accidental mind control, y/n/gtfo h0r?]

[shutupsammy]

Your name is Andy. You're a college dropout who lives in a sweet-ass van with a barbarian queen riding a polarbear on the side of it, and you appear to have a long and storied history of pot use, possibly with the addition of dropping a lot of acid. Me and my brother met you because we thought we might have to kill you because you have really strong psychic powers but it turns out to have been an evil twin brother nobody knew about doing it and you saved me when he had a gun point at my head and-- now we haven't seen you in a few years except for this one time I don't really know a lot about where you were supposed to have died except now you've showed up here-- alive, I'm pretty sure --in this alternate dimension of suck. And you're under some kind of crazy mind-wash and you don't remember ANY of this and now you're using your mind-mojo on me to make-- OH MY GOD ANDY, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

[ooc: you always have permission to godmod me, bb. it's canon.]

1/maybe 5, ohgod I don't even know

[projectionary]

How did you know I use--

[projectionary]

But I don't live in my... I mean, I've thought about it, but-- no, look, I don't have an-- an evil twin! That even sounds like some kinda poorly rated soap opera.

[projectionary]

Dead?

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How can I make it stop, I'm not doing anything! You just started talking at me after I...

DONE sorry for the inbox spam D|

[projectionary]

Holy shit.

1/2 fffff

[shutupsammy]

I know because you know me, Andy. Dean freaking Winchester. You know me.

[shutupsammy]

And you need to stop using that mind trick thing on me man, because it makes me feel all icky afterwards.

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[projectionary]

No, I don't. I don't know anyone named Dean, and the last Sam I met was a-- this biology student I knew at college for a bit before I dropped out, and you don't think... If you know me somehow?