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...Trace? Hey, Trace! Tracey? [long, stunned silence]

Guys, seriously? I love the jokes and everything, but if this makes me late for work again, I'll be stuck scrubbing tables for the next four hours. It'll be, like, the crapshift.

And what's... this isn't my phone, either Listen, hello! I don't know who's in here, but I think I blacked out or

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voice; 1/2 eat well! 8]b

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Alright, this was funny for about five seconds. Not even.

voice;

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Sam... who?

voice; private; 1/2 excellllllent |Db <3

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Well... Yeah, with the pot, and I do have a van with the barbarian queen painted on the side, but-- an evil twin? Dying? Come on, seriously, man. I don't even know if that-- that mind thing is real or not. He could've been acting, or... or just a total nutjob.

voice; private;

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For all I know? Sam, you could be acting.

voice; private; 1/2 /punts~ <3

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I dunno, it's not like I've ever tried mind controlling anybody before!

voice; private;

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[keywords so appropriate]

voice; private; BECAUSE IT'S A CRUEL WORLD BB 8[

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Uhh, well, now that you mention it, there was this one thing yesterday... It was my utility bill, I guess I still owed the balance from last month, and a guy called me about it. When I asked him for a few more days-- it was like, he sounded too happy to give 'em too me, you know?

You don't think-- I did the same thing to that guy as I did to your brother?

voice; private; not a fan of AIM? ;; /goes to check out Y!M

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Weird if you like putting it mildly.

[pause] No, there's no new guy at work-- I mean, not yet, Tracey was talking about hiring a few more guys. I don't think she was planning on doing it for another month at least, but my... mother did die in a fire in my nursery, and how do you know all t-- so it's really true, then, it's really true, all that stuff your brother said? That I've got some evil twin out there and I'm supposed to die?

voice; private; OH FINE made a Y!M account ('arcfiring') but you get to show me how to use it sob

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I don't really think you have anything to apologize for. What, uh, what did... can I ask how I--? Car crash?

Yeah, right, safe place. I'm not even gonna ask what 'else' there is Where might that be? Because I swear I'm not about to go around mind probing everyone, if that's what you're worried about.