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So yesterday was my doctors appointment. Got my birth control shot and EVERYTIME I get a shot, they always stick me in the butt! So I have a bandage on my ass...whatever though, it's worth not having periods. Aspen's appointment is today :) I hope she doesn't have to get poked, but I'm really anxious to find out how much she weighs.
My mom and I went job hunting, hopefully something becomes of it. I feel bad about wanting to move. It's not that I want to get away from my parents or anything like that. I'm just used to having my own place and now that I have Aspen, I feel a little more compelled. Anyway, work...yeah.
Oh yeah, I had more to say about my crazy doctors appointment, duh! So like he had to all check my stitches and stuff, that was a little uncomfortable. But the whole time all he was doing was preaching to me about how to have sex. Anyway, this is what's gross...he said, "if you do have sex with your sweetheart...Wait, do you orgasm? When a female gets excited she tends to spray out milk, so don't be alarmed. Also, let him cum outside of you the first time, then let him look at your breasts or tv to get him hard then continue. Be on top at first, then you can get in any kinky position as you wish*chuckle, knee slap*" I really do not plan on having sex again for quite sometime, hopefully I can stay true to that. If it already wasn't awkward enough going to the obgyn, now it's going to be really freaking awkward.
I AM LISTENING TO MR. BUNGLE'S-CALIFORNIA AND I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHES!
My mom and I went job hunting, hopefully something becomes of it. I feel bad about wanting to move. It's not that I want to get away from my parents or anything like that. I'm just used to having my own place and now that I have Aspen, I feel a little more compelled. Anyway, work...yeah.
Oh yeah, I had more to say about my crazy doctors appointment, duh! So like he had to all check my stitches and stuff, that was a little uncomfortable. But the whole time all he was doing was preaching to me about how to have sex. Anyway, this is what's gross...he said, "if you do have sex with your sweetheart...Wait, do you orgasm? When a female gets excited she tends to spray out milk, so don't be alarmed. Also, let him cum outside of you the first time, then let him look at your breasts or tv to get him hard then continue. Be on top at first, then you can get in any kinky position as you wish*chuckle, knee slap*" I really do not plan on having sex again for quite sometime, hopefully I can stay true to that. If it already wasn't awkward enough going to the obgyn, now it's going to be really freaking awkward.
I AM LISTENING TO MR. BUNGLE'S-CALIFORNIA AND I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHES!