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[scp963]

Somewhere on site, Dr. Bright sits in his office,a  wall of monitors before him. He is currently in the body of a large black man, a d-class, of course. And, because convention demands it, he is stroking a  white cat. Never mind the cat is capable of taking down a building, if you spook it

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[become_tang]

When may I expect my items and clothing to be returned?

[If analyzed, Bright should note the clothes are totally normal, and the handgun is, well, a handgun, Gendo doesn't actually expect it back]

[scp963]

"The clothes will be returned when they have been deemed fit." Bright steeples his fingers, glad he doesn't show his face to the prisoners. "You, however, are a problem."

[become_tang]

"And that is?"

[scp963]

"We cannot let you go, as you are an entity foreign to our continuum. However, we have no way to return you to your time/space."

[become_tang]

"And your proposed solution to the problem?"

[scp963]

"We may end up having to employ you. It's either that, or you languish in that cell for the rest of your life."

[become_tang]

"Given the options, employment seems preferable."

[scp963]

"I will speak to those in charge. How are you at filework?"

[become_tang]

"Exceptional."

[scp963]

"I will keep that in mind."