[VIDEO- To All SCPs, Researchers, and Staff]
So, SCP-2000 is acting up, is it? I tried to tell them that thing was a menace. [No, he didn't.] Does anyone listen to me? No. No, they don't, and now we have a bunch of who-knows-whats running around the Site. Lovely.
As I don't think I've introduced myself to the site at large, and since I am receiving a distressing amount of questions regarding my head, let me take this moment to set the record straight. I am Doctor Skulbrach. You can call me... Doctor Skulbrach. I am a doctor and researcher here at the Foundation, and in every respect an ordinary human.
And not an alien.
That is something I am not.
The bump on my head is nothing I fell down the stairs I hope that is understood.
Moving on! If you are one of the creatures that SCP-2000 has so graciously decided to load on us, I cannot stress enough that it is in your best interest to cooperate and not make trouble for us. We did not bring you here, and we cannot send you home. While you are here, it is our responsibility to keep you contained for your own good and the good of those around you. As my colleague Dr. Ivaldi said, cooperation on your part will benefit us both.
What he failed to add was that failing to cooperate only harms you.
As I don't think I've introduced myself to the site at large, and since I am receiving a distressing amount of questions regarding my head, let me take this moment to set the record straight. I am Doctor Skulbrach. You can call me... Doctor Skulbrach. I am a doctor and researcher here at the Foundation, and in every respect an ordinary human.
And not an alien.
That is something I am not.
The bump on my head is nothing I fell down the stairs I hope that is understood.
Moving on! If you are one of the creatures that SCP-2000 has so graciously decided to load on us, I cannot stress enough that it is in your best interest to cooperate and not make trouble for us. We did not bring you here, and we cannot send you home. While you are here, it is our responsibility to keep you contained for your own good and the good of those around you. As my colleague Dr. Ivaldi said, cooperation on your part will benefit us both.
What he failed to add was that failing to cooperate only harms you.