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[paganbadass]

[Well, well, who's this? A small, compact man with golden eyes and the hair to match is peering at the lenses with his brow furrowed. It doesn't look like he has any idea that it's turned on, but hey. You never know. He fiddles with it, somehow equal parts interested and unimpressed.] ...the hell is this.

This sure ain't what I had in mind when

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[heartdissonance]

Tell me what it is would make you consider an explanation good and I will come up with one.

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[paganbadass]

Everyone's got their own definition of good, sweetheart, you just gotta figure out what's good enough for me.

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[heartdissonance]

I am not a sweetheart. Do you enjoy crossword puzzles at all?

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[paganbadass]

They don't catch my interest.

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[heartdissonance]

Medical dictionaries?

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[paganbadass]

Not worth it when you already gotta decent idea of what makes 'em work.

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[heartdissonance]

You're making it difficult for someone so lazy as me to come up with something to tell you. You should be more considerate about that.

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[paganbadass]

Forgive my audacity.

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[heartdissonance]

It's all right, I guess.

Now then. I would suggest a liquor store, for surely they still exist in a future such as this. Perhaps moreso. I know a great many people who would adore drinking away the sorrows of the aftermath of a nuclear fallout.

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[paganbadass]

Gotta be one liquor store in this crapheap.

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[heartdissonance]

Then that is your good explanation. Your reason for being here is to make the memorable search for a liquor store and its satisfying contents.

Please do not fail us.

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[paganbadass]

....[Right then.] I'll be sure to do that.