001 - Voice.
[After much trouble with tampering and clicking, the thing snaps on for Canada, and picks up his voice right in the middle of his statement, louder than normal if you knew him.]
--can even play his games, he's lazy and the most idiotic--
[Stops. And blinks at the thing. Taps it twice, his voice losing it's anger and regaining its natural quietness.]
..Hello? Did this thing start up..? Is it on..? W-Well then, eh..
[There's a pause. A clearing of the throat.]
Th-This is Canada, eh. If anyone's out there.. C-Could you please tell me if all this is real..? If this is really America..? And if America's out there, where is he? S-S'il vous plaît, I'd like to know.. Thank you.
--can even play his games, he's lazy and the most idiotic--
[Stops. And blinks at the thing. Taps it twice, his voice losing it's anger and regaining its natural quietness.]
..Hello? Did this thing start up..? Is it on..? W-Well then, eh..
[There's a pause. A clearing of the throat.]
Th-This is Canada, eh. If anyone's out there.. C-Could you please tell me if all this is real..? If this is really America..? And if America's out there, where is he? S-S'il vous plaît, I'd like to know.. Thank you.