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fyi_iamaspy in project_purity

Une Espion | text

Nov 26, 2010 19:01

As a mercenary of Builder's League United, I did not agree to this under my contract. I'm usually briefed on these sorts of experiments beforehand and I have yet to be.

If this is the work of Reliable Excavation and Demolition- how quaint. If this is a third party, especially any of Australian origin, you will hear from BLU soon.

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red medic, !blu spy, ami mizuno

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[voice - 1/2] youropponentis November 27 2010, 00:26:51 UTC

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[voice - 2/2] youropponentis November 27 2010, 00:28:44 UTC

Reliable Excavation and Demolition, you say?

[Noooo, it can't be that easy....wait, yes it could be.]

voice fyi_iamaspy November 27 2010, 00:33:05 UTC

[It takes Spy a moment to figure out how to flip this thing onto voice.]

Oui, Reliable Excavation and Demolition. One of zhe least suitable companies to be running zhe United States of America, despite zheir current holdings.

And who are you?

[VOICE] youropponentis November 27 2010, 00:37:16 UTC

I see!

Well, I myself am not involved in whatever dispute there might be in your world. I'm just a doctor. Though I do believe an acquaintance from your world, from...RED, right?...is here!

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voice [1/2] fyi_iamaspy November 27 2010, 00:37:01 UTC

Ah! Why, zhe devil speaks!

[There's the sound of the casket-like box falling over as Spy stands abruptly, and retrieves his knife.]

voice fyi_iamaspy November 27 2010, 00:37:04 UTC

Would you care to explain yourzelf, docteur? And 'ere I zhought kidnapping was too low, even for men of your sort.

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voice. cantgetlaidin November 27 2010, 01:02:51 UTC

Calm down. There will be no need for murder.

voice fyi_iamaspy November 27 2010, 01:06:51 UTC

And what is zhis? A hippie? I 'ad assumed zhat M. Hale had eradicated your kind by now-

No matter. Do not worry, monsieur, murder is in my job description.

cantgetlaidin November 27 2010, 01:10:20 UTC

You could argue that it is also usually in mine, but it is not the correct solution to our problems right now.

fyi_iamaspy November 27 2010, 01:13:40 UTC

I 'ave been kidnapped by my rivals, stripped of zhe majority of my weapons and clothes, and my favorite knife 'as been dulled. Zhere is only one such solution for such a sticky conundrum.

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his_hawks_eye November 27 2010, 02:48:01 UTC

As a member of ACRO I shall do my best to answer any remaining questions you may have.

fyi_iamaspy November 27 2010, 03:06:31 UTC

ACRO? May I ask what sort of establishment zhat is, mademoiselle?

his_hawks_eye November 27 2010, 03:19:57 UTC

ACRO is generally the Hub's police force. It stands for Anti Crime and Riot Organization, and we are always accepting new members into the ranks. We help police the city, as best we are able to with the resources.

fyi_iamaspy November 28 2010, 05:38:33 UTC

Ah, zhe police force.

[He's never trusted government forces. Worked with them on covert freelance missions, of course, but never trusted them.]

Merci. Would you happen to know if zhere were any intelligence organizations?

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[voice] tank_top_lover November 27 2010, 10:36:41 UTC

Does everyone in your world go around killing people the moment they get somewhere?

[voice] fyi_iamaspy November 28 2010, 05:32:16 UTC

If zhey were kidnapped as I 'ave been, I assume it would be quite zhe common reaction.

[voice] tank_top_lover November 28 2010, 14:44:43 UTC

What a weird world. I've been... kidnapped here too and still didn't think about killing everyone.

Well, but I was annoyed alright.

[voice] fyi_iamaspy November 30 2010, 00:48:38 UTC

Per'aps my actions seem odd from a civilian. My name is Spy- I work for Builder's League United. Kidnapping goes against war protocol.

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