Hong Kong. And it's not a game, it's pretty much real. [ He looks blank-faced as ever. ] At least, I'm pretty sure you don't get experience points for killing monsters.
video; threadjackfragrancyNovember 9 2011, 21:25:52 UTC
[ If he gets called China one more time.... ]
You'd be a monster from the tutorial at the beginning of the game. And reward people who beat the tutorial with totally useless items that just sit in their inventory for the next forty hours. Then, when they get to the final boss, they sell off that junk that's only worth like 34 gold so they can finally afford to buy the second best sword in the game. And they're only buying it 'cause they're too lazy to do the quest that gets them the best weapon for their character. Congratulations, you're worth four EXP and spit out worthless loot.
[... That's a good question. But he's just going to ignore that.]
This is shit. Is there some plan in the making to get out of here or is everyone just twiddling their thumbs and waiting for my awesomeness to save you all? [Clearly that's going to happen.]
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Stop joking around, little China. Where am I?
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And don't call me "little China." It's Hong Kong, you.
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So, is this some kind of live action roleplaying game...? I've been in those and it never ends well. I just really want to go home now.
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What's up, CC?
[There's an awkward silence at that blank-face. He really doesn't face non-responsiveness that well.]
So, ja. This might or might not be a Korean game...? Are you even real?
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All right, then I'm gonna call you OG, as in Other Germany.
If this were a Korean game, I probably wouldn't be here. [ Again, blank-face. You can't break his lineface!! ]
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Hong Kong, or, Not-so-Cool-China would be the almost final boss.
The final boss would be Communism, but because your face fits the part of that annoying and sarcastic villain before the first one... [ trails off ]
You would be irritating by allowing items not to work.
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You'd be a monster from the tutorial at the beginning of the game. And reward people who beat the tutorial with totally useless items that just sit in their inventory for the next forty hours. Then, when they get to the final boss, they sell off that junk that's only worth like 34 gold so they can finally afford to buy the second best sword in the game. And they're only buying it 'cause they're too lazy to do the quest that gets them the best weapon for their character. Congratulations, you're worth four EXP and spit out worthless loot.
Why're you calling me China anyway?
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--Because it is upsetting to you and it is my sneaky revenge since you are an ass.
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No, that's you.
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[He backs away just so he can be shown doing the slow clap of sarcasm.]
Well done. Your creativity. Well done.
Now get me the hell out of here.
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[ Next time he gives you a nickname, it'll be in Cantonese. ]
I can't help you. I didn't do this.
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Hong Kong.
Hong Kong.
Hong Kong.
[Happy now? :|]
By the way, my official title name is Prussia the Awesome. So you'll have to call me that from now on. Or it's back to CC.
You mean this isn't some virtual reality game that's meant to test us under the new Chinese overloads? That's almost a relief...
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[ Well, yes. ]
Sounds fine to me, Prussia the Awesome.
[ Your imagination is amazing.... ] How d'you come up with stuff like that?
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[... That's a good question. But he's just going to ignore that.]
This is shit. Is there some plan in the making to get out of here or is everyone just twiddling their thumbs and waiting for my awesomeness to save you all? [Clearly that's going to happen.]
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