22 apes and the bubble in my room.
Considering I wasn't going to go out this weekend it all got rather large. Ollie, you are to blame but my friend it was swell. The big hoo-haa was great and amps greeted me with it's usual open arms followed with a warm hug afterwards. To top it off everyone was in fine form. Sasha, I forgot to say I dig your new hair-cut. Sean I am sorry for piking early on Friday. Rosie, I am sorry for not letting you play pool and finally thank you Carly's friend Jess for the message to make me feel popular.
And wow! How many good movies have I watched this weekend? A: Lots. Saw is awesome beyond awesomeness and I just watched Ray which followed suit. Later it will be Tape and I hoping for a lucky 3. Bad movies I've seen lately: We don't live here anymore. It would have been more interesting to watch a 3 hour film on anal leakage in the elderly that this monstrosity.
I didn't think it would ever happen but today it did. I have decided to change my career. I'm gunna sell all my film stuff and all my possessions for I will not need them where I am going. It just makes so much sense now, so much so I don't understand why I didn't have this vision sooner. I'm going to become a pirate of the high seas. My new name will be No-beard and the budgie on my shoulder will be my conscience, eyes and ears. I will call him/her Bird-face.
If I should run into evil merchants who turn my ship into cannon fodder the top ten possessions I hope to have on my deserted island are:
1: Bird-Face (I will use him as a homing pigeon to summon help from my growing army in the Pacific).
2. A book of cross-words.
3. A book on how to speak Italian so if I am rescued by Italians I am able to say "I need ointment for my rash" in their native tongue.
4. Natalie Portman.
5. Nail scissors (un-kept fingers are enough to make even us pirates cringe).
6. A dart-board (darts included) with a picture of J Lo on it.
7. My fire breathing kit.
8. Tobacco seeds.
9. A zippo lighter.
10. An air-conditioned hut.
And wow! How many good movies have I watched this weekend? A: Lots. Saw is awesome beyond awesomeness and I just watched Ray which followed suit. Later it will be Tape and I hoping for a lucky 3. Bad movies I've seen lately: We don't live here anymore. It would have been more interesting to watch a 3 hour film on anal leakage in the elderly that this monstrosity.
I didn't think it would ever happen but today it did. I have decided to change my career. I'm gunna sell all my film stuff and all my possessions for I will not need them where I am going. It just makes so much sense now, so much so I don't understand why I didn't have this vision sooner. I'm going to become a pirate of the high seas. My new name will be No-beard and the budgie on my shoulder will be my conscience, eyes and ears. I will call him/her Bird-face.
If I should run into evil merchants who turn my ship into cannon fodder the top ten possessions I hope to have on my deserted island are:
1: Bird-Face (I will use him as a homing pigeon to summon help from my growing army in the Pacific).
2. A book of cross-words.
3. A book on how to speak Italian so if I am rescued by Italians I am able to say "I need ointment for my rash" in their native tongue.
4. Natalie Portman.
5. Nail scissors (un-kept fingers are enough to make even us pirates cringe).
6. A dart-board (darts included) with a picture of J Lo on it.
7. My fire breathing kit.
8. Tobacco seeds.
9. A zippo lighter.
10. An air-conditioned hut.