May 15, 2005 16:50
Damian, Dan and Kev all share a quaint little house in Victoria Park. Damian's Gramps is in fact the landlord and happens to live next door which makes reporting any problem with the residency extremely convenient. One such problem arose early this winter when water began leaking from the roof onto Dan's head while he slept. Very uncomfortable, so naturally Damian's 80 year old pops came to the rescue applying his years of knowledge to finding a solution to said problem. In his rich Italian accent he announced that he believed the gutters were blocked which could well be the root of the problem. So off he totted to get a ladder only to return promptly and make his way onto the roof. Sure enough he was right, the gutters were blocked. He reached into the leaves to find the source of the problem only to retrieve a giant black rubber dildo that was wedged in the gutter. Imagine the faces of onlookers who would have seen an 80 year old Italian guy standing on a roof waving around a giant black rubber cock. What the shit...?
In other news yay amps and yay Ollie even more. After a HUGE night at amps Ollie was kind enough to extend an invitation to a select group of fine people to party on at his pad. I needed my arm twisting but was soon in on the action. Hit the hay after 7am and had to get up early to go visit my folks on the farm. All this equals a world of pain but I would do it again in a second. Best night ever. Ollie, your pals are marvelous.