Thank you for coming to prog neebers, I hope you enjoyed your meal.
I'm going to start with some hooray good news: Graham has bought me Dream Theater tickets for my birthday! :D It's very yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!
It's on October 11th in Glasgow, their probably our favourite band. Cheers very thank you very braw very much very ta very cheers very gid Graham
I suppose you're thinking "I thought alan was away back home" and I suppose your right because I suppose Vicki's is becoming ma home, I should make a documentary about being down here, but anyway Vicki managed to contract food poisoning: some minging chicken from the chippy caused that problem so I stayed over another night to make sure she was ok because I'm a nice man.
Thing is there's only so many things you can do in the middle of the night when you're not a couple. And a) we've probably done them all and b) Vicki isn't feeling up to scratch, I don't want her to scratch me anyway you should see the length of her nails
Is anyone up and is anyone listening here in prog neeber's cafe? Who would like a lovely conversation with the proud propieator of this establishment?
Right now onto last night's strange post: It seems like everything I put up there was an AMR file but bubbles said she might be able to convert them into something more useful like mp3 or WAV, hopefully mp3. Does anyone know of anything that we could use to convert it? No doubt the files I uploaded didn't work unless you downloaded that nokia player thing, I'd rather make it easier for everybody because comfort is what we're all about at prog neebers
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Because we're bored we came up with a menu of what would be in Prog Neeber's cafe should it actually exist:
Drinks:
Ginger Beer
Orange cola
Coca cola
Sprite
Irn bru
Cream soda
Orangina
Apple juice
Pineapple juice
Grapefruit juice
or to commemorate the upringing of prog neeber, a free punch on entry
Starters:
What, are you starting? Fine then
chicken pakora
potato wedges
more pakora
more wedges
vegetable soup
oxtail soup
french toast
decent banter
wooster sauce crisps
Main Meals:
make your own pizza
chicken korma and double rice, served in giant bowl
even bigger portion of chicken pakora with chips
macaroni cheese
toasted cheese with chips and peas
mince and tatties
chicken kiev with chips and beans
pie, chips and beans
steak pie, potatoes, peas and carrots
bison burger with bacon cheese and chives on a bun with chips
vegetarian option: the prog burger - 8oz bison burgers with cheese, fried egg, bacon, square sausage, waffles and beans on a bun
Pudding:
treacle sponge in custard
caramel shortcake in custard
jam swiss roll in custard
ginger cake in custard
lemon cake in custard
sticky toffee pudding in custard
sticky toffee cheesecake in custard
Music:
loads of prog songs from the likes of Dream Theater, neal morse, glass hammer, pink floyd, genesis etc
Enjoy your meal