When an automated software test says "Result: FAIL", my first reaction is to dismiss it as cheap sarcasm.

Holy crap!! You all have to check out this press release that chocorisu stumbled across. It's describing a pep rally for an apparently Amwayish patent-medicine company's "sales associates", and is filled with gems like
"I've been in network marketing for 17 years, and I've never seen anything like this in my entire life," said Jimmy "the Butcher" Smith from ( Read more... )