I was reading the interests map thingy on the front page of bearlix and I realized that if you didn't know where stop reading where certain words and phrases run into each other, they could be mashed together visually to make new and interesting phrases. This could be done with our own LJ interests too.
Here's the best ones I found on the bearlix main interests page:
rimming chicago (what
kev_bot will be doing for IML if he ever goes)
beer house dating (sounds like a good way to end up in bed with the waitress)
dating water (don't drink the roofies!)
mac chubs (that should be a community if it isn't already)
musclebears comedy theatre (I cant' help but think of those muscle guys in the Las Vagas showigrls outfits on BMB and 411)
sushi dogs (none for me thanks, I lost my appetite!)
anal sex dancing (um)
driving piercings (owch!)
masturbation acting (could be porn, could be Sean Penn)
bondage rain (new flavor of Gatorade?)
transformers fucking tori amos (!!!)
tea porn (geishas and samurai and pekoe, oh my)
leather videogames (surely this has already been done)
kate bush hugs (awww, we love you too Kate!)
star wars flirting (young Jedis in love)
cum japan husky men theater (sumo kabuki porn)
oral sex poetry (I may not be a poet but I might be a muse)
massage thunderstorms (what Randy and I had last weekend)
bjork talking politics (as if politics weren't confusing enough)
trance gaming (that would explain the long disappearances of some folks I know)
hairy snowboarding (extreme bear sports!)
snuggling games (sounds fun!)
fur bowling (found in dictionary with donkey punch and dirty sanchez?)
chest hair eating (got a little carried away with the nipple play I guess)
eating neil gaiman (I'm sure he's tasty)
manga cheese (I don't even want to speculate)
punk musclecubs (sounds hot!)
underwear baseball (I thought it was called pocket pool)
sleeping battlestar (better let them frakkin' lie!)