*evil cacklings of gleeeeeeee*
Totally five-finger discounted this from demonoflight. TOTAL HILARITY. READ PLZ.
The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01- Ansem
02- Kisame
03- Itachi
04- Axel (Kingdom Hearts CoM)
05- Mozenrath
06- Sailor Saturn
07- Jervis Tetch
08- Edward Nygma
09- Scar (Lion King)
10- Roy Mustang
11- Yukio Oikawa
12- Jirarudan
Such randomness.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
....Noooo. Can't say I've seen that. Aw hell, I'd read it. Couldn't be worse than that OikawaSue pr0n.
2) Do you think Four is hot?
Um... yes. Have you seen him? :D
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
...Jirarudan/Eddie mpreg?! :O I... zibba.... no comment. O_O
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Ehh, not really, no. Don't read Lion King fics. ...Well... no. Not admitting to reading that one fic. Moving on now... XD
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Uhh, probably not. Itachi and Rini would get jealous ...Though now I want to see somebody try, just 'cause. XD
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine all the way, baybee! Umm. Neither? O_o
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd probably wonder who the hell they were, did that tall man really have gills, is he really blue, and wtf?! ...Or maybe "Hey, didn't that green-haired guy get the Riddler pregnant?"
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"While dimension-hopping to find Edward Elric, That Other Demon Vessel, Uchiha Itachi comes in contact with someone... interesting. PWP, BDSM, TORT, M/M, WTF?, TENT."
...I mean, really.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes. They enjoy doing puzzle magazines together under the stars while drinking hot chocolate. Aren't they adorable?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Um. "More Tea?". Jervis/Jirarudan. That's... almost adorable.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Um. Deflowering ANSEM?! Are you mad? Anyway... I'm not sure. Possible a singing chocolate guitar pick. Those make anything happen.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ahh... my personal friends? Not that I know of. The Batman comms I'm in should be good for that, though. Jervis/Jonathan is gold, man. Dude.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Itachi... het? Uhhh.... hmm. Do you guys? Dunno.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
*snicker* Why no, not at all. *pokes Blackjack* XD
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
....Maybe if I dared them. Dunno how that'd work though. How about some one/nine/eleven? :D Doooooo iiiiiiiit! :O
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
XD Probably... um... dunno. According to Emmy's account of one FMA episode, anyway, "I LOOOOVE DOGS! :D :D"
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmm. "The Riddler" from the Batman Forever soundtrack. Just because a rap song about the Riddler is SO. WRONG. XD
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Uhh. "Darkaishipping, threesome. Tentacles of darkness, evil uses for the Silence Glaive. Crossdressing. BDSM. Crack. PWP. OMGWTF"
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Kisame... and Roy? What? XD Uhh... Damn. "Hey baby, you're definitely gonna need a bigger boat! *winkwink*" ...That is Kisame's only pickupline. STFU.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dunno. 'S been awhile though. Hard to find anything good about him.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ha ha, the Glaive! Tentacles, according to one fic I read. :D
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
WTF?? I certainly hope not. O_O "Be Prepared" indeed...
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Itachi all the way. Itachi tops you allllllll. D'aww, ItaJervis. I'd read it. XD
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wait wait. Ansem and Scar? ...Then Scar/Axel. Ansem/Oikawa one night stand. Darkairshippy fling. Moze giving relationship advice? Ansem/Itachi. Okay.
I would call that fic... "Fucking Insane! ....People" Uhm. We're all mad here. I bet we'd all read, to MST it, if nothing else. Dunno who should write it, though. Any takers? :D
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
OMGBRILLIANT! That would be so cool. Hells yeah. :D
The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01- Ansem
02- Kisame
03- Itachi
04- Axel (Kingdom Hearts CoM)
05- Mozenrath
06- Sailor Saturn
07- Jervis Tetch
08- Edward Nygma
09- Scar (Lion King)
10- Roy Mustang
11- Yukio Oikawa
12- Jirarudan
Such randomness.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
....Noooo. Can't say I've seen that. Aw hell, I'd read it. Couldn't be worse than that OikawaSue pr0n.
2) Do you think Four is hot?
Um... yes. Have you seen him? :D
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
...Jirarudan/Eddie mpreg?! :O I... zibba.... no comment. O_O
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Ehh, not really, no. Don't read Lion King fics. ...Well... no. Not admitting to reading that one fic. Moving on now... XD
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Uhh, probably not. Itachi and Rini would get jealous ...Though now I want to see somebody try, just 'cause. XD
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine all the way, baybee! Umm. Neither? O_o
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd probably wonder who the hell they were, did that tall man really have gills, is he really blue, and wtf?! ...Or maybe "Hey, didn't that green-haired guy get the Riddler pregnant?"
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"While dimension-hopping to find Edward Elric, That Other Demon Vessel, Uchiha Itachi comes in contact with someone... interesting. PWP, BDSM, TORT, M/M, WTF?, TENT."
...I mean, really.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes. They enjoy doing puzzle magazines together under the stars while drinking hot chocolate. Aren't they adorable?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Um. "More Tea?". Jervis/Jirarudan. That's... almost adorable.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Um. Deflowering ANSEM?! Are you mad? Anyway... I'm not sure. Possible a singing chocolate guitar pick. Those make anything happen.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ahh... my personal friends? Not that I know of. The Batman comms I'm in should be good for that, though. Jervis/Jonathan is gold, man. Dude.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Itachi... het? Uhhh.... hmm. Do you guys? Dunno.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
*snicker* Why no, not at all. *pokes Blackjack* XD
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
....Maybe if I dared them. Dunno how that'd work though. How about some one/nine/eleven? :D Doooooo iiiiiiiit! :O
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
XD Probably... um... dunno. According to Emmy's account of one FMA episode, anyway, "I LOOOOVE DOGS! :D :D"
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmm. "The Riddler" from the Batman Forever soundtrack. Just because a rap song about the Riddler is SO. WRONG. XD
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Uhh. "Darkaishipping, threesome. Tentacles of darkness, evil uses for the Silence Glaive. Crossdressing. BDSM. Crack. PWP. OMGWTF"
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Kisame... and Roy? What? XD Uhh... Damn. "Hey baby, you're definitely gonna need a bigger boat! *winkwink*" ...That is Kisame's only pickupline. STFU.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dunno. 'S been awhile though. Hard to find anything good about him.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ha ha, the Glaive! Tentacles, according to one fic I read. :D
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
WTF?? I certainly hope not. O_O "Be Prepared" indeed...
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Itachi all the way. Itachi tops you allllllll. D'aww, ItaJervis. I'd read it. XD
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wait wait. Ansem and Scar? ...Then Scar/Axel. Ansem/Oikawa one night stand. Darkairshippy fling. Moze giving relationship advice? Ansem/Itachi. Okay.
I would call that fic... "Fucking Insane! ....People" Uhm. We're all mad here. I bet we'd all read, to MST it, if nothing else. Dunno who should write it, though. Any takers? :D
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
OMGBRILLIANT! That would be so cool. Hells yeah. :D